+273 It's a weird feeling when you have a mosquito bite on your genitals... It's even more weird that a mosquito could bite you there. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mosquitos are the only females I don't want sucking my dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speaking as somebody who woke up this morning with multiple mosquito bites on my balls, I find it uncanny that you have such profound insight to my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i woke up with two on either side of the shaft this morning, just before i go out with a woman who has basically promised me sex tonight. fucking mozzies -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago