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Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

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Shakespeare: I whip my quill to and fro.

Anonymous +129Reply
@Shakespeare: I whip my quill to and fro.

oh lol when i can put a follow up this will be included

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +8Reply

Person looking around suspiciously: "I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH"

pamplemousse94s avatar pamplemousse94 Yeah You Are +73Reply

I throw my hands loosely upwards occasionally, yet still close to the rest of my body, saying in an audible but not overwhelming tone 'ayo, I don't feel like showing enthusiasm and can't think of a rhyme."

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@778744

To improve that...
Aang: I WIP MY AIR BACK AND FORTH!

Get it? Cuz...he's and AIRbender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous +18Reply

A mare is a female horse, so what exactly are those horses doing?

Anonymous +29Reply
@A mare is a female horse, so what exactly are those horses doing?

whipping their mares (neck hair) back and forth. i think.

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Ross whipping their mares (neck hair) back and forth. i think.

That's called a mane. Trust me, my mom is a horse freak.

ctiscoolers avatar ctiscooler Yeah You Are +32Reply
@ctiscooler That's called a mane. Trust me, my mom is a horse freak.

my bad. i don't exactly know horses that well. perhaps i should of done some research before i posted this

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Ross whipping their mares (neck hair) back and forth. i think.

Mares are female horses >.< their hair is called a mane.

i think someone on here once had the best one of those ever" "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ayoo SHUT THE FUCK UP"
It was my favorite at least.

Non-shaving woman: i whip my Nair back and forth I whip my Nair back and forth!

Anonymous +26Reply

Monsters: I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH!

Fashion Designer: I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH!

Pastry Chef: I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH!

TYPOs avatar TYPO Yeah You Are +26Reply

I whip my dick back and forth
I whip my dick back and forth

across your face.

Previously_Sanes avatar Previously_Sane Yeah You Are +25Reply

Evil villain: I whip my lair back and forth I whip my lair back and forth!

Anonymous +25Reply

Stockholder: I whip my share back and forth I whip my share back and forth!

old person with arthritis: "I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH"

Anonymous +24Reply

Pants: i rip my tear back and forth

Sonny Bono "I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH"

@Mehhhhhhh Sonny Bono "I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH"

i really wanted to do something with Cher, but i couldn't think of anything

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +6Reply

rabbit hunter: I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH

rabbit hunter using a snare: I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH

bear hunter: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH

naked guy: I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH

Anonymous +22Reply

Aang: I whip my air back and forth I whip my air back and forth!

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Anonymous +2Reply

intimidating 3rd grader: I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH!
sassy bus rider: I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH!

TheMaineDestinees avatar TheMaineDestinee Yeah You Are +20Reply

Adam Smith: I whip my laissez faire back and forth! I whip my laissez faire back and forth!

Tiger Woods: I whip my affair back and forth! I whip my affair back and forth!

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +19Reply
@A bit too long

True. But...but...it's history!

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +7Reply
@CapedCrusader True. But...but...it's history!

But it wouldn't work with the song... which is kinda the point.

Anonymous -1Reply
@What?

"Witch is kinda the point"

I'm confused as to what witch you're talking about.

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +3Reply

I WHIP MY WHIP BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

I THROW MY FISH UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AYYYYOOO I WANTED NEEEMOOO!!

SexyMonkeys avatar SexyMonkey Yeah You Are +16Reply

Facebook addict: I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH!

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +15Reply

hardcore 4th-grader: i whip my swear back back and forth

softcore 4th-grader: i play foursquare back and forth

ancestor of cambodian: i whip my khmer back and forth

person who needs to use "never" but can only use one syllable: i whip my ne'er back and forth

grammar nazi: i whip my "their, they're and there" back and forth

rhyming dictionaries rule

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +15Reply

I kind of gagged when I read the douchebag thing, well done :)

jilllovesparamores avatar jilllovesparamore Yeah You Are +13Reply

These comments just made my night.

DAMNDELETEDs avatar DAMNDELETED Yeah You Are +13Reply

Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!

Geometry teacher: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH

chiddybaangs avatar chiddybaang Yeah You Are +13Reply

Terrified toddler with stuffed animal: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +12Reply

I THROW MY BOXERS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGNING AYYY YOOO I'M GOING COMMANDO

Jessieisamazings avatar Jessieisamazing Yeah You Are +11Reply

Zookeeper? I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH!

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +10Reply

Evil villain: I whip my lair back and forth. I whip my lair back and forth.

@Already did that one

Fine ...

Paranoid King: I whip my heir back and forth. I whip my heir back and forth.

Painter: I whip my Behr back and forth. I whip my Behr back and forth.

Stranded driver: I whip my spare back and forth. I whip my spare back and forth.

Canadian: I whip my health care back and forth. I whip my health care back and forth.

Whomping Willow: I whip this car back and forth, I whip this car back and forth!

Charitable person: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH!

CarmelFuzzys avatar CarmelFuzzy Yeah You Are +7Reply

Fruit lover: I WHIP MY PEARS BACK AND FORTH

Anonymous +7Reply

I wihp my dyslexia bakc and fotrh

Well...now I know what the conversation at my lunch table will be like tomorrow!

Anonymous +6Reply

Hahah a little late here but oh well

Crazy person on Maury: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH

Religious man: I whip my prayer back and forth

Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!

stewie: I hhhhwhhip my hair back and forth.

Person with a lazy eye: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH (unintentionally)

Bahahahahahahaha

Anonymous +3Reply

laurenli23 i love you!

pokemon/farmville player: i whip my rares back and forth, i whip my rares back and forth!

Classic literature enthusiast: I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH

stoneonthewaters avatar stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +3Reply

cheaters:

I'M HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH, IM HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH

SexyMonkeys avatar SexyMonkey Yeah You Are +1Reply

Fruit Enthusiast: I whip my pear back and forth

Nice old lady: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH
Creeper: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH
Women shaving her legs: I WHIP MY NAIR BACK AND FORTH
....yeah mine are kind of lame :P

Please don't start something...

Anonymous 0Reply

hahahha this was hilarious. (;

SpongeBob: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH

Hair dresser : I WHIP MY HAIR CARE BACK AND FORTH

Anonymous -3Reply
@Hair dresser : I WHIP MY HAIR CARE BACK AND FORTH

(Your+name+(optional)): ooh no the hair dresser: I WHIP YOUR HAIR BACK AND FORTH

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are +7Reply

..... please no.

Taters avatar Tater Yeah You Are -5Reply

I THROW MY COMB-OVER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I'M DONALD TRUMP YOO

Jessieisamazings avatar Jessieisamazing Yeah You Are -12Reply
@Jessieisamazing I THROW MY COMB-OVER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I'M DONALD TRUMP YOO

this is NOT an invitation to post dynamite parodies. that died LONG ago.

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +42Reply

I THROW GRUMPYOLDTROLL IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO YOUR MOMS TOO LONG AND A FAIL YOO

Jessieisamazings avatar Jessieisamazing Yeah You Are -26Reply

Wizards: I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH!

teehee

Anonymous -27Reply

I THROW MY WATER BOTTLE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I JUST HIT JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE HEAD WITH A WATER BOTTLE YOOO

Jessieisamazings avatar Jessieisamazing Yeah You Are -35Reply
@SexyMonkey Too long. Fail.

haha that's what made me laugh. any attempt to make fun of justin bieber deserves a thumbs up

Anonymous -26Reply
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