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Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?
Hogwarts: I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH
YES!
Words cannot express my love for this comment.
Dear Anthony, can we PLEASE have a favorite comment button?
:D Thanks guys, I do what I can.
Hahah he made a "love button"
Good move, Anthony :D
Totally just made my day,
That was fucking brilliant lol
Definitely the best one on here! I agree with KluKlayu... fucking brilliant.
:D
http://ctrlv.in/55528
Shakespeare: I whip my quill to and fro.
oh lol when i can put a follow up this will be included
Person looking around suspiciously: "I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH"
If only I could favorite this...
You can love it (the new love button is cool :P)
I throw my hands loosely upwards occasionally, yet still close to the rest of my body, saying in an audible but not overwhelming tone 'ayo, I don't feel like showing enthusiasm and can't think of a rhyme."
To improve that...
Aang: I WIP MY AIR BACK AND FORTH!
Get it? Cuz...he's and AIRbender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I did that one :)
A mare is a female horse, so what exactly are those horses doing?
whipping their mares (neck hair) back and forth. i think.
That's called a mane. Trust me, my mom is a horse freak.
my bad. i don't exactly know horses that well. perhaps i should of done some research before i posted this
Eh, I don't think anyone really cares that much.
So she fucks horses?
Mares are female horses >.< their hair is called a mane.
i think someone on here once had the best one of those ever" "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ayoo SHUT THE FUCK UP"
It was my favorite at least.
Non-shaving woman: i whip my Nair back and forth I whip my Nair back and forth!
Monsters: I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH!
Fashion Designer: I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH!
Pastry Chef: I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH!
i laughed out loud @ the pastry chef one ha
I whip my dick back and forth
I whip my dick back and forth
across your face.
Evil villain: I whip my lair back and forth I whip my lair back and forth!
Stockholder: I whip my share back and forth I whip my share back and forth!
old person with arthritis: "I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH"
lol that's a good one.
Pants: i rip my tear back and forth
Sonny Bono "I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH"
i really wanted to do something with Cher, but i couldn't think of anything
rabbit hunter: I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH
rabbit hunter using a snare: I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH
bear hunter: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH
naked guy: I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH
Aang: I whip my air back and forth I whip my air back and forth!
(<(.^)>): Haha! i like this one!
intimidating 3rd grader: I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH!
sassy bus rider: I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH!
Adam Smith: I whip my laissez faire back and forth! I whip my laissez faire back and forth!
Tiger Woods: I whip my affair back and forth! I whip my affair back and forth!
A bit too long
True. But...but...it's history!
But it wouldn't work with the song... which is kinda the point.
How is the point a witch?
What?
"Witch is kinda the point"
I'm confused as to what witch you're talking about.
What? i didn't say that.....
Hey, look who found the edit button! Good for you!
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I WHIP MY WHIP BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I THROW MY FISH UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AYYYYOOO I WANTED NEEEMOOO!!
In the second line, *WHIP not HAIR.
Facebook addict: I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH!
hardcore 4th-grader: i whip my swear back back and forth
softcore 4th-grader: i play foursquare back and forth
ancestor of cambodian: i whip my khmer back and forth
person who needs to use "never" but can only use one syllable: i whip my ne'er back and forth
grammar nazi: i whip my "their, they're and there" back and forth
rhyming dictionaries rule
Grammar Nazis: I whip my 'they're's back and forth? :D
I kind of gagged when I read the douchebag thing, well done :)
These comments just made my night.
Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!
Geometry teacher: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH
Terrified toddler with stuffed animal: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH
I THROW MY BOXERS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGNING AYYY YOOO I'M GOING COMMANDO
..... no.
Zookeeper? I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH!
Evil villain: I whip my lair back and forth. I whip my lair back and forth.
Already did that one
Fine ...
Paranoid King: I whip my heir back and forth. I whip my heir back and forth.
Painter: I whip my Behr back and forth. I whip my Behr back and forth.
Stranded driver: I whip my spare back and forth. I whip my spare back and forth.
Canadian: I whip my health care back and forth. I whip my health care back and forth.
Haha lol. But health care doesn't really work.
I thought it was kind of funny, minus the fact that it doesn't work...
:D
Whomping Willow: I whip this car back and forth, I whip this car back and forth!
Charitable person: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH!
Fruit lover: I WHIP MY PEARS BACK AND FORTH
I wihp my dyslexia bakc and fotrh
Well...now I know what the conversation at my lunch table will be like tomorrow!
Hahah a little late here but oh well
Crazy person on Maury: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH
Religious man: I whip my prayer back and forth
Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!
stewie: I hhhhwhhip my hair back and forth.
Person with a lazy eye: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH (unintentionally)
Bahahahahahahaha
laurenli23 i love you!
pokemon/farmville player: i whip my rares back and forth, i whip my rares back and forth!
Classic literature enthusiast: I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH
cheaters:
I'M HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH, IM HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH
Fruit Enthusiast: I whip my pear back and forth
Nice old lady: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH
Creeper: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH
Women shaving her legs: I WHIP MY NAIR BACK AND FORTH
....yeah mine are kind of lame :P
Please don't start something...
hahahha this was hilarious. (;
SpongeBob: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH
Hair dresser : I WHIP MY HAIR CARE BACK AND FORTH
(Your+name+(optional)): ooh no the hair dresser: I WHIP YOUR HAIR BACK AND FORTH
..... please no.
I THROW MY COMB-OVER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I'M DONALD TRUMP YOO
this is NOT an invitation to post dynamite parodies. that died LONG ago.
I THROW GRUMPYOLDTROLL IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO YOUR MOMS TOO LONG AND A FAIL YOO
I throw my ass up in the air sometimes, and I tell you to FUCKING KISS IT...yo.
lmao
Wizards: I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH!
teehee
No.
I THROW MY WATER BOTTLE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I JUST HIT JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE HEAD WITH A WATER BOTTLE YOOO
Too long. Fail.
haha that's what made me laugh. any attempt to make fun of justin bieber deserves a thumbs up