+725 Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I THROW MY BOXERS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGNING AYYY YOOO I'M GOING COMMANDO

by Anonymous 14 years ago

..... no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I WHIP MY WHIP BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I THROW MY FISH UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AYYYYOOO I WANTED NEEEMOOO!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the second line, *WHIP not HAIR.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I THROW MY COMB-OVER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I'M DONALD TRUMP YOO

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is NOT an invitation to post dynamite parodies. that died LONG ago.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A mare is a female horse, so what exactly are those horses doing?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whipping their mares (neck hair) back and forth. i think.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's called a mane. Trust me, my mom is a horse freak.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So she fucks horses?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my bad. i don't exactly know horses that well. perhaps i should of done some research before i posted this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eh, I don't think anyone really cares that much.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mares are female horses >.< their hair is called a mane.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I THROW MY WATER BOTTLE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I JUST HIT JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE HEAD WITH A WATER BOTTLE YOOO

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too long. Fail.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha that's what made me laugh. any attempt to make fun of justin bieber deserves a thumbs up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I THROW GRUMPYOLDTROLL IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO YOUR MOMS TOO LONG AND A FAIL YOO

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I throw my ass up in the air sometimes, and I tell you to FUCKING KISS IT...yo.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Please don't start something...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think someone on here once had the best one of those ever" "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes singing ayoo SHUT THE FUCK UP" It was my favorite at least.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I throw my hands loosely upwards occasionally, yet still close to the rest of my body, saying in an audible but not overwhelming tone 'ayo, I don't feel like showing enthusiasm and can't think of a rhyme."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pants: i rip my tear back and forth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I whip my dick back and forth I whip my dick back and forth across your face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I kind of gagged when I read the douchebag thing, well done :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

old person with arthritis: "I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BAYER BACK AND FORTH"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol that's a good one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sonny Bono "I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CHER BACK AND FORTH"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i really wanted to do something with Cher, but i couldn't think of anything

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Person looking around suspiciously: "I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY GLARE BACK AND FORTH"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If only I could favorite this...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can love it (the new love button is cool :P)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bahahahahahahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These comments just made my night.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Evil villain: I whip my lair back and forth I whip my lair back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hogwarts: I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY STAIRS BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES! y Words cannot express my love for this comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Totally just made my day,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dear Anthony, can we PLEASE have a favorite comment button?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D Thanks guys, I do what I can.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahah he made a "love button" Good move, Anthony :D y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was fucking brilliant lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Definitely the best one on here! I agree with KluKlayu... fucking brilliant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/55528

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Carpenters: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

..... please no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

laurenli23 i love you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

rabbit hunter: I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HARE BACK AND FORTH rabbit hunter using a snare: I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SNARE BACK AND FORTH bear hunter: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH naked guy: I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY BARE BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Non-shaving woman: i whip my Nair back and forth I whip my Nair back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stockholder: I whip my share back and forth I whip my share back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aang: I whip my air back and forth I whip my air back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(<(^.^)>): Haha! i like this one!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Adam Smith: I whip my laissez faire back and forth! I whip my laissez faire back and forth! Tiger Woods: I whip my affair back and forth! I whip my affair back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A bit too long

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True. But...but...it's history!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But it wouldn't work with the song... which is kinda the point.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is the point a witch?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Witch is kinda the point" I'm confused as to what witch you're talking about.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What? i didn't say that.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, look who found the edit button! Good for you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

........

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Facebook addict: I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY FLAIR BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Shakespeare: I whip my quill to and fro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh lol when i can put a follow up this will be included

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Monsters: I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY SCARE BACK AND FORTH! Fashion Designer: I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WEAR BACK AND FORTH! Pastry Chef: I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP ECLAIRS BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i laughed out loud @ the pastry chef one ha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wizards: I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH! *teehee*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well...now I know what the conversation at my lunch table will be like tomorrow!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

intimidating 3rd grader: I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY DARES BACK AND FORTH! sassy bus rider: I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY FARE BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zookeeper? I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pokemon/farmville player: i whip my rares back and forth, i whip my rares back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cheaters: I'M HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH, IM HAVIN AFFAIRS BACK N FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hardcore 4th-grader: i whip my swear back back and forth softcore 4th-grader: i play foursquare back and forth ancestor of cambodian: i whip my khmer back and forth person who needs to use "never" but can only use one syllable: i whip my ne'er back and forth grammar nazi: i whip my "their, they're and there" back and forth rhyming dictionaries rule

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Grammar Nazis: I whip my 'they're's back and forth? :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Charitable person: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Geometry teacher: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Terrified toddler with stuffed animal: I WHIP MY BEAR BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fruit lover: I WHIP MY PEARS BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hair dresser : I WHIP MY HAIR CARE BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): ooh no the hair dresser: I WHIP YOUR HAIR BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahah a little late here but oh well Crazy person on Maury: I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahha this was hilarious. (;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fruit Enthusiast: I whip my pear back and forth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Religious man: I whip my prayer back and forth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wihp my dyslexia bakc and fotrh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whomping Willow: I whip this car back and forth, I whip this car back and forth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stewie: I hhhhwhhip my hair back and forth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Classic literature enthusiast: I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY EYRE BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice old lady: I WHIP MY CARE BACK AND FORTH Creeper: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH Women shaving her legs: I WHIP MY NAIR BACK AND FORTH ....yeah mine are kind of lame :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Person with a lazy eye: I WHIP MY STARE BACK AND FORTH (unintentionally)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SpongeBob: I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY SQUARE BACK AND FORTH

by Anonymous 14 years ago