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You have sexual fantasies as you're going to bed at night, amirite?

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and throughout the day

That's when I furiously wank it until my arms fall off.

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It's so uncomfortable!

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Mike_Hawk It's so uncomfortable!

Really? I think it's the most comfortable time to have sexual fantasies. You know, as opposed to funerals, and interviews and exams and such.

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@bangs Really? I think it's the most comfortable time to have sexual fantasies. You know, as opposed to funerals, and...

They're usually most intense when I'm alone and not really doing anything except trying to go to sleep. I end up all turned on and it's just annoying.

Dick: Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
Me: No, Dick, I have to sleep.

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Mike_Hawk They're usually most intense when I'm alone and not really doing anything except trying to go to sleep. I end up...

Aaah I know how you feel...
But for some reason I have the most intense fantasies during exams, which means I can't concentrate on anything.

Exam: What is the volume and mass of the cross-section?
Me: Just a second I'm gonna cum

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Most of mine are during the day.. Most inconvenient

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