+637 Inner-city kids: making everyone else's scores "above average", since 1964, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why standardized state tests are so easy. "If Rahgov is building a square fence with 16 feet of fence available, how long will each side be? A. 4 feet B. Lil' Wayne C. $59 D. Masturbation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHABANANAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Yo, n**** I heard C is always right. I'ma pick that."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh HELL NAW! OH NO I KNOW YOU JUST DI'UNT TALK DURIN' THIS 'ERE TEST! Yo score be a zero now, Desirae! Hand in yo test booklet right now, biyotch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BreakfastFan):I AIN'T TAKIN NO SHIT FROM NO TEACHUH *Pulls out gun; 4 die in shooting*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Front page news for two days and then everyone forgets about it*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hmm, that's weird. Only 4 niggers died yesterday in Chicago. Must have been test day."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Wow, only four? That school has the lowest death rate in the whole city! And 3% of them scored "needs improvement" or higher on their tests! That's incredible!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If only every school in Chicago did this well!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Too bad that the budget's short. We're gonna have to make some cuts... Hmmm.... Let's make the place where those kids got shot a tourist attraction, rent out the gym to a medical marijuana outlet, and sell all of the teachers into slavery. That should be good."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm an inner-city-kid and my scores on the standardized state exams were always above average... So I highly doubt your correctness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's always that ONE kid smart enough to get into Harvard that fucks up the school's average. And the curve on math tests.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I took the PSAT in 10th grade, and I came across this question: If x^2 = 9, what is x? A. 4 B. 2 C. 3 D. 5

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was it c. 3

by Anonymous 13 years ago