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You'd rather go down a razor blade slide straight into a pool of rubbing alcohol, than have year-round school with no breaks, amirite?

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"go down"

So I could run down the slide with boots on and quickly wade through the rubbing alcohol to get safely back on land.

I think I'll wear a raincoat.

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No, it wasn't.

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Oh, do they? I rather enjoy commas, you see.

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theyre for the emphasis of her comments

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(>:o): you get the jist of what i am saying

im really torn here. Really. If i pick school, i'll be torn apart inside, and if i pick slide...i'll actually be torn.

that would hurt like heck! Are you crazy?

I can't swim. Plus I LIKE school.
Not to be the kill joy or anything but you should be thankful you have the privilege to go to school, lots of people don't even have that option and would do anything to be in your place.

Normas avatar Norma No Way +26Reply

I'd do that if I was wearing full body armour.

Anonymous +15Reply

Wow.. That's intense.

That sounds TERRIBLE. I literally cringed at the thought of this. The razor blade slide thing sounds pretty bad too.

yikes...that sounds painful.

Anonymous +7Reply
@yikes...that sounds painful.

(...): More painful than 14 years of nonstop school?

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +3Reply
@BreakfastFan (...): More painful than 14 years of nonstop school?

Well, if you had non-stop school, you'd graduate faster. There's only a finite amount you get taught. And fourteen seems like a random number. I plan on having attended at least 19 years by the time I'm done..

@shorkian Well, if you had non-stop school, you'd graduate faster. There's only a finite amount you get taught. And fourteen...

I don't think of college in the same way as k-12, so I said 14. Good point about it not taking as long because there are no breaks.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +1Reply
@BreakfastFan I don't think of college in the same way as k-12, so I said 14. Good point about it not taking as long because...

Thanks, and had to ask because most people I know either had two years of preschool or none at all, so I forgo that wasn't the norm.

@shorkian Well, if you had non-stop school, you'd graduate faster. There's only a finite amount you get taught. And fourteen...

I'm assuming BreakfastFan was counting
Pre-school - 12th Grade, equaling 14 years... College is more important than ever, I wonder why he didn't consider it the norm.

P.S. I plan on attending atleast 22 years...going to be tough studying to be a Vet.

pericles4321s avatar pericles4321 Yeah You Are -1Reply

I only have to go down once, right?

@imnotusuallyright I only have to go down once, right?

Nope. Repeatedly, every day, just like the school option.

Anonymous -4Reply

Sounds strangely erotic.

Clay_s avatar Clay_ Yeah You Are +7Reply

I'd like to finish school faster. And eventually, I'd get used to waking up early every day.
It'd suck balls, but I have a VERY low pain tolerance. Even thinking of this made me cringe and freak out a bit

I can't even stand to put rubbing alcohol on my paper cuts!

Hell. No.

Oh boo hoo! Then become a shool dropout adn get no education for the rest of your life! :D jk.

Damn, people really are too serious. Of course no one would slide down a razor blade, but it's an exaggeration. Translation: you hate school year round. You guys take things WAY too seriously.

Anonymous +4Reply

Hey, it wasn't a bad comparison, it was hilarious! And it truly encapsulates the horrific thought of all round school! And plus, it's fun to try to decide what you would actually do :) don't blame yourself for others taking you too seriously

Anonymous +4Reply

A bit too extreme there...but I see what you're saying.

EW EW EW! THE IMAGES!! THEY WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD!!!

Anonymous +3Reply

Umm, No, no I wouldn't...thats sounds extremely painful....

NARNIAs avatar NARNIA No Way +2Reply

I would take the slide, twice.

Ow...that sounds like it hurts. I think ill stick with seeing my friends every day and learning useless junk we can all laugh about.

@imnotusuallyright We wouldn't even have Saturday or Sunday off...

so? you'd rather bleed to death from a razor blade slide and right after have it sting like words cant say? I'll take school over injuries.

@cheer4mia so? you'd rather bleed to death from a razor blade slide and right after have it sting like words cant say? I'll...

you are taking my post way to seriously, have you ever played the game of "would you rather"?
I'm saying, I'd rather do anything than go to school year round with no breaks. That is my final point. Forget the razor slide that was a bad comparison forgive me.

waffleloves avatar wafflelove Yeah You Are +1Reply

I cringed.

Anonymous +1Reply

It depends on whether the slide option would kill me

Anonymous +1Reply

In my school, we don't have breaks on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, we study IT instead. I don't mind.

LOL

Anonymous 0Reply

did you get this off of gilmore girls?

Anonymous -1Reply
@did you get this off of gilmore girls?

No, this website: www.terriblechoices.com

Did you hear this from a crazy English teacher?!?! Cause mine says this all the time!!

Totally. The slide, first of all, could be passed easily with various armor, and whatever pain you have, it's only temporary compared to constant school, where you would suffer for 14ish years.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are -1Reply

Did you HAVE to put that mental picture in my head? ):

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