+1,891 A question mark is just an exclamation mark that was punched in the stomach for asking a question. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha someone should create an "explanation" mark.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't judge me D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh Voltaire, if anyone would think of this, it'd be you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And periods: ones that got curb-stomped for not being exciting enough.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's your lucky day! You don't have to scramble onto the POTD and think of something witty so you can take advantage of the situation and rack up some high scores and loved comments!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd suppose that ellipses (...) would be the footprints left from the punctuation mark that punched this question mark while he awkwardly left the crime scene...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pregnant exclamation point. Knocked up for asking to many questions and not making enough sammiches.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

¿<---punched in the stomach and then hung upside down. I think it's Mussolini

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:( i see how it is..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or maybe someone punched it in the boobs ?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let's just assume all punctuation marks are male. Except of course.... for the period.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

now my examination is complete. It's got boobs, and a period at the bottom. I win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I haven't been to amirite in a while, what's with the followup? ¯(°_o)/¯

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was banned and when I could finally get back on I has the POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what does that have to do with anything?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was banned for posting "Not many comments on the POTD" so it's kinda ironic that when I come back one of my post are POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how were you banned for that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU were banned for that? Out of all people I expected that panda or bear guy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

is*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree, the follow-up is amazing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought you would like it smirk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good thing it didn't get punched in the head, he could have went into a comma.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Har

by Anonymous 14 years ago

‽ <-- The interrobang, otherwise known as the mentally retarded, neglected bastard child of the exclamation and question mark.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You beat me to it! How do other people know about the interrobang‽

by Anonymous 14 years ago

An ampersand is a guy trying to perform felatio unto himself. & <<<< Especially here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): It's actually an e & t combined. This is because the word ‘et’ is Latin for “and.” The word ampersand comes from the phrase “and per se and,” which literally meant “(the character) and by itself (is the word) and.” I read omgfacts. y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"et" also means "and" in French I took French one y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It seems like a hard language to learn, so I'm taking German next year (: but thanks for the info!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seeing as how i'm from Quebec, I suppose my opinion on whether french is hard is bias, but if I had the choice between taking French or German, I woulda gone German, because french really sucks to learn.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay... But I like French.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): That was directed at Eminna, but I'm glad you like french...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My okay was indirectly directed at Eminna. I would state that I was already made aware of the origin of the ampersand, but I would just sound pompous and conceited.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Okay, so we can all agree here that our comments were directed at Eminna, not at eachother? Pompous? I have never heard that word before. Huh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about the colon? it was chopped with a machete by an impatient person who was growing frustrated with the pause and was overly anxious to see the listed items which followed it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a quotation mark is an apostrophe that found it's soul mate...or puncuation mate

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or it could be punched in the face instead of in the stomach

by Anonymous 14 years ago

§ Two letter S's doing something kinky

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All these bad pun-ctuations are hurting my brain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago