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When a vegetable is raw its perfectly okay to eat it with your hands but as soon as you cook it you suddenly have to use a utensil, Amirite?

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I ate boiled asparagus today with my hands.

@mNmL0ver14 I ate boiled asparagus today with my hands.

Watch out everyone, we have a badass on our hands

@WolfeDeWary Watch out everyone, we have a badass on our hands

...really. I bet you were just dying to say that. I'm just contradicting the post by stating a fact.

@mNmL0ver14 ...really. I bet you were just dying to say that. I'm just contradicting the post by stating a fact.

I'm sure i would be doing better things if i were dying, but seeing as it's nearly 4am where i am, i don't really feel like constructing a thought out sentence like this one.

I eat steamed broccoli with my hands all the time. (At home, that is.)

*as... I'm on my phone so I can't edit this :(

Well, I think it's because they become mushy and they're hot, haha : )

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@Well, I think it's because they become mushy and they're hot, haha : )

yeah that's true, but I'm eating broccoli beef from panda express and I could totally pick up the broccoli easier than trying to use the plastic fork... I should have grabbed the chopsticks

@exactylpterodactyl yeah that's true, but I'm eating broccoli beef from panda express and I could totally pick up the broccoli easier...

I may be wrong because I don't eat meat so I don't know what's in Broccoli Beef, but wouldn't your fingers get all messy?

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@exactylpterodactyl it's not very saucy, plus that's what your tongue is for :p

Yeah, but isn't panda express in the mall? Idk, I wouldn't want to go malling with sticky hands, haha.

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