like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.
I just spent a good couple of minutes rofling!
The voice in your head kicked ass when you read this, amirite?
I don't care if it was stolen. It made me actually laugh out loud, and I don't do that a lot on the internets.
That would be a "WIN"
i don't care if this was stolen, it's hilarious.
Coincidence!? I think not!
Like a bowss. (Dear grammar nazis, the misspelling is intentional. :) )
Dude you spelled "boss" wrong...
(I’m the same anonymous) I enjoyed your sarcasm and rated your comment up.
I'm glad you understood my joke. Now we can both share a laugh and drink some milk to help strengthen our bones
It's funny cause someone else already said that
you butcherd the shit outta this.
Stolen from highdeas.com
Chinese Guy FTW!!!
GTFO THIEF. already said but stolen from highdeas
Aaaand stolen from Tumblr. Yup(: But its funny(:
i saw this on funnyjunk
I noticed how a few different people said it was stolen from several different websites...So then where did it originate???
I like it up until you say fuck bitches. Women don't appreciate being objectified.
Cool story, bro.