HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?

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like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.


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Anonymous +9Reply

I just spent a good couple of minutes rofling!

Cereals avatar Cereal Yeah You Are +9Reply

The voice in your head kicked ass when you read this, amirite?

I don't care if it was stolen. It made me actually laugh out loud, and I don't do that a lot on the internets.

omgkittenzs avatar omgkittenz Yeah You Are +8Reply

That would be a "WIN"

Anonymous +4Reply

i don't care if this was stolen, it's hilarious.

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Coincidence!? I think not!

Like a bowss. (Dear grammar nazis, the misspelling is intentional. :) )

Anonymous 0Reply
@Double_hawk Dude you spelled "boss" wrong...

(I’m the same anonymous) I enjoyed your sarcasm and rated your comment up.

Anonymous +25Reply
@(I’m the same anonymous) I enjoyed your sarcasm and rated your comment up.

I'm glad you understood my joke. Now we can both share a laugh and drink some milk to help strengthen our bones

Double_hawks avatar Double_hawk Yeah You Are +73Reply
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It's funny cause someone else already said that

you butcherd the shit outta this.

Anonymous 0Reply

Stolen from highdeas.com

Anonymous 0Reply

Chinese Guy FTW!!!

ShioryKyokos avatar ShioryKyoko Yeah You Are 0Reply


Annamasauruss avatar Annamasaurus Yeah You Are 0Reply

GTFO THIEF. already said but stolen from highdeas

Anonymous -1Reply

Aaaand stolen from Tumblr. Yup(: But its funny(:

Anonymous -1Reply

i saw this on funnyjunk

An_Ds avatar An_D Yeah You Are -1Reply

I noticed how a few different people said it was stolen from several different websites...So then where did it originate???

Double_hawks avatar Double_hawk Yeah You Are -1Reply

I like it up until you say fuck bitches. Women don't appreciate being objectified.

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