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A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?

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It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Not the same joke, but it fits.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +83Reply

These are my favorite kind of jokes. Set-up and reversal y smilie

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +54Reply

A realist joke. How adequate

BaconIsGoodForMes avatar BaconIsGoodForMe Yeah You Are +28Reply

My mind just went flip-flopped. I read it as "the squirrel beats the owl" like with a stick or something, but then I reread it and saw my mistake. The end.

Deadpools avatar Deadpool Yeah You Are +24Reply

This post reminds me of when MLIA was actually cool.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +23Reply

Love it.

Anonymous +11Reply

I would suggest that those who come here to understand the joke at least read some of the comments to see if it has already has been explained.

Protip: it has. Ad nauseum. Scroll up, it's near the top.

WryVendors avatar WryVendor Yeah You Are +10Reply

Gotta love anti humor....

Toy Story 2 was okay.

@bluegoddess ?

I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful board of discussion.

@bluegoddess Wait... sorry... what?

Demetri Martin was tired of people writing eccentric things on bathroom walls like "STAR WARS IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!", etc., so he simply wrote, "Toy Story 2 was okay". And it kind of starting this mini meme where people write there where there are eccentric comments like "THIS POTD SUCKS" or something.

mchristies avatar mchristie Yeah You Are 0Reply
@WillAkana I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful board of discussion.

Ahhh. Ok. I thought you were saying I stole this from Toy Story 2 or something... and I was like, "... no? Did not steal it from anywhere and it wasn't even in TS2." But cool. And Toy Story 2 was amazing.

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are 0Reply

When I started reading this my mind sang "Squirrel and owl sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Anonymous +7Reply

There hasn't been a POTD this good in a while, great job!

Samiras avatar Samira Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Samira There hasn't been a POTD this good in a while, great job!

Well thank you. But I suppose the praise should really be going to the mods or whoever chose this since I had no say in making this POTD. Although, I don't oppose... ;D

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +4Reply

Literal win

IWANTURPEANUTSs avatar IWANTURPEANUTS Yeah You Are +5Reply

Now that children, is what REAL irony is.

Aphrodites avatar Aphrodite Yeah You Are +3Reply

anti-joke.com ftw!

This is great... lol. I love it. So gonna be my Facebook status!!! Lol.

Its potd cuz its funny you tards .

Anonymous +1Reply

The scenario presented in this POTD is ironic. No one argue with me, I'm right.

Anonymous 0Reply
@The scenario presented in this POTD is ironic. No one argue with me, I'm right.

HAHA
the scenario present is in no way ironic. it is EXACTLY what an average person WOULD expect. the joke, however, is very ironic.
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@825756

that's a hawk...

Anonymous +4Reply
@825756

Dude. That isn't an owl.

this is one of the few really good posts of the day. love it:)

annacbs avatar annacb Yeah You Are 0Reply

Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P

Rebels avatar Rebel Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rebel Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P

So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)

Maxs avatar Max Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Max So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)

It probably wasn't good enough. Peter thinks he's cooler than all of us with his Canadianness and his Star Wars toys... that jerk.

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Max So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)

Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna and I are. hello smilie

Rebels avatar Rebel Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Rebel Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna and I are.

Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site? d smilie

Maxs avatar Max Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Max Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site?

Haha... When I was reading your comment, I was gonna say, "NO! Say it ain't so! Peter's and my relationship isn't SPECIAL?!!"... and then I saw his comment... so.. HA. ;D

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Max Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site?

Actually Donna and I are something more. We share a mutual love of Star Wars and Brand New.

Rebels avatar Rebel Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Rebel Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P

Thanks Peter! Aren't you friends with other mods?? And finally I'm someone who's had a POTD. :P < Even more tongue than yours...

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +2Reply

I laughed out loud. And I don't do that often! Lol. By the way, what is a PTOD?

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(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): Cool story bro.

Anonymous +5Reply
@827336

(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): You should definitely write erotic novels. With a gem of a storyline like that, you can't lose.

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@827367

(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): Fuck, you aren't funny. It's people like you that make good trolls cease to exist.

Yessssss I love this.

Malmos avatar Malmo Yeah You Are -1Reply

I don't get it? O.O

Oh gosh, I don't get it... Help?

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Okay?

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@825862

Thank you!

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Anonymous +6Reply
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Real mature.

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HOW DID YOU DO THAT SMILEY THING? SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK...

I don't understand why this post is so great. It's just stating obvious facts.

i still don't get it, even after i've read where people have said that they don't get it and people have explained it to them....

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Anonymous -2Reply
@its dumb.

i believe the word your looking for is funny.

thees avatar thee Yeah You Are +4Reply
@notttt.

whatever. just trying to help you while you are in this state of confusion

thees avatar thee Yeah You Are 0Reply
@thee whatever. just trying to help you while you are in this state of confusion

weellllll thank you then kind person. this is just a dumb joke, just sayin.

Anonymous -2Reply
@weellllll thank you then kind person. this is just a dumb joke, just sayin.

i take it you are not a realist. because it is funny if you were

thees avatar thee Yeah You Are 0Reply

i know your all gonna say i'm stupid or something, but i don't care. i don't get why the holocaust part is funny. do you guys think jews dying is okay? its not a joke. WTF.

Anonymous -7Reply

I don't understand how this could be post of they day. UHHh

@pageand42 I don't understand how this could be post of they day. UHHh

Either Anthony or Chromana clicked a button that put it in the queue to be the post of the day one day, and that day happened to be today.

Rebels avatar Rebel Yeah You Are +20Reply

I don't get it

@LoveLove77 I don't get it

It sets you up to think something funny is going to be said or happen between the owl and the squirrel, but then takes a turn towards realism and is like "uh owls and squirrels don't talk. The owl ate it. That's it."

Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz xplain?!?!

@Treehugger Learn to speak English first

i kno how 2 speak fuckin English dumb ass it's call abbreviating

@Luv2golf42897 i kno how 2 speak fuckin English dumb ass it's call abbreviating

That is not abbreviating. I'm not being a grammar natzi, just that's bad

Treehuggers avatar Treehugger Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Luv2golf42897 Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz xplain?!?!

seriously or are you joking? because if you are serious i fell sorry for you

thees avatar thee Yeah You Are 0Reply

'the owl eats the squirrel' are you sure?

Anonymous -23Reply

POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

Anonymous -34Reply
@POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope?

yonder mother is like said negative slope, she keeps on going down.. on me.

@Ross i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope? yonder mother is like...

I am sure your mother would be proud of you for using a poor example of dialect if she wasn't so busy pleasing me sexually.

@Shadi I am sure your mother would be proud of you for using a poor example of dialect if she wasn't so busy pleasing me...

(Chauncy Pickles): why would she please you? you know my mom is kind of like you in a way.. while you can't stand below average POTD's, my mom can't stand below average penises... kind of like yours

@Shadi a line with a negative slope.

(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.

Anonymous -18Reply
@(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.

'thingy mcbobber, thingy mc'bobber, thingy mc bobber' are all acceptable as bad jokes, but 'mic bobber' is definitely not

Qorbyns avatar Qorbyn Yeah You Are +26Reply
@POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

Go find a better post to be POTD, then find one for EVERY SINGLE DAY. This is a good post, get over yourself. With all that energy you just spent coming up with that amazing analogy, I'm sure you could have posted something better instead.

Maxs avatar Max Yeah You Are +34Reply
@POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

No offense to the person who made this post, but I honestly do not consider this to be "post of the day" material. At most, this post is good enough to be displayed on the home page in my opinion.

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