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It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Not the same joke, but it fits.
I was totally thinking of that!
These are my favorite kind of jokes. Set-up and reversal
Antihumor! :D
A realist joke. How adequate
My mind just went flip-flopped. I read it as "the squirrel beats the owl" like with a stick or something, but then I reread it and saw my mistake. The end.
This post reminds me of when MLIA was actually cool.
Yes.
Love it.
I would suggest that those who come here to understand the joke at least read some of the comments to see if it has already has been explained.
Protip: it has. Ad nauseum. Scroll up, it's near the top.
Gotta love anti humor....
Toy Story 2 was okay.
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I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful board of discussion.
DEMETRI MARTIN!! Caught that :)
Wait... sorry... what?
Demetri Martin was tired of people writing eccentric things on bathroom walls like "STAR WARS IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!", etc., so he simply wrote, "Toy Story 2 was okay". And it kind of starting this mini meme where people write there where there are eccentric comments like "THIS POTD SUCKS" or something.
Ahhhhh. Very funny. I haven't seen that! I love Demetri Martin.
http://comedians.jokes.com/deme...where-jokes-go
Ahhh. Ok. I thought you were saying I stole this from Toy Story 2 or something... and I was like, "... no? Did not steal it from anywhere and it wasn't even in TS2." But cool. And Toy Story 2 was amazing.
When I started reading this my mind sang "Squirrel and owl sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
There hasn't been a POTD this good in a while, great job!
Well thank you. But I suppose the praise should really be going to the mods or whoever chose this since I had no say in making this POTD. Although, I don't oppose... ;D
Literal win
Now that children, is what REAL irony is.
anti-joke.com ftw!
This is great... lol. I love it. So gonna be my Facebook status!!! Lol.
so pretictable
Its potd cuz its funny you tards .
The scenario presented in this POTD is ironic. No one argue with me, I'm right.
HAHA
the scenario present is in no way ironic. it is EXACTLY what an average person WOULD expect. the joke, however, is very ironic.
p//N3c| n00|3
that's a hawk...
Dude. That isn't an owl.
this is one of the few really good posts of the day. love it:)
Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P
So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)
It probably wasn't good enough. Peter thinks he's cooler than all of us with his Canadianness and his Star Wars toys... that jerk.
Knew it.
Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna and I are.
Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site?
Haha... When I was reading your comment, I was gonna say, "NO! Say it ain't so! Peter's and my relationship isn't SPECIAL?!!"... and then I saw his comment... so.. HA. ;D
I'll just go cry in the corner over here then.
Actually Donna and I are something more. We share a mutual love of Star Wars and Brand New.
Thanks Peter! Aren't you friends with other mods?? And finally I'm someone who's had a POTD. :P < Even more tongue than yours...
I laughed out loud. And I don't do that often! Lol. By the way, what is a PTOD?
I think your answer wins. :)
Post Of The Day
POTD. Post of the day.
(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): Cool story bro.
(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): You should definitely write erotic novels. With a gem of a storyline like that, you can't lose.
(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): Fuck, you aren't funny. It's people like you that make good trolls cease to exist.
Yessssss I love this.
I don't get it? O.O
Oh gosh, I don't get it... Help?
Okay?
Thank you!
Real mature.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT SMILEY THING? SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK...
I don't understand why this post is so great. It's just stating obvious facts.
That's exactly why it is great.
i still don't get it, even after i've read where people have said that they don't get it and people have explained it to them....
its suppose to be a joke for realists
its dumb.
i believe the word your looking for is funny.
notttt.
whatever. just trying to help you while you are in this state of confusion
weellllll thank you then kind person. this is just a dumb joke, just sayin.
i take it you are not a realist. because it is funny if you were
i know your all gonna say i'm stupid or something, but i don't care. i don't get why the holocaust part is funny. do you guys think jews dying is okay? its not a joke. WTF.
You're stupid or something
I don't understand how this could be post of they day. UHHh
Either Anthony or Chromana clicked a button that put it in the queue to be the post of the day one day, and that day happened to be today.
OMG OMG POST OF THE DAY SUCKS! WTH ANTHONY SHHDBDJJ
Now that's out of the way, no one else comment about it
I've already heard that joke and that won't stop anybody...
Yea..no... you're probably not a ninja
Too late.
Oh...
I don't get it
It sets you up to think something funny is going to be said or happen between the owl and the squirrel, but then takes a turn towards realism and is like "uh owls and squirrels don't talk. The owl ate it. That's it."
Ohhhh
Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz xplain?!?!
Learn to speak English first
i kno how 2 speak fuckin English dumb ass it's call abbreviating
That is not abbreviating. I'm not being a grammar natzi, just that's bad
it is simply the circle of life.
seriously or are you joking? because if you are serious i fell sorry for you
no I seriously don't get it Some1 xplain!!!!
'the owl eats the squirrel' are you sure?
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POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...
i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope?
yonder mother is like said negative slope, she keeps on going down.. on me.
I am sure your mother would be proud of you for using a poor example of dialect if she wasn't so busy pleasing me sexually.
(Chauncy Pickles): why would she please you? you know my mom is kind of like you in a way.. while you can't stand below average POTD's, my mom can't stand below average penises... kind of like yours
Stop staring at my crotch, creep!
a line with a negative slope.
(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.
'thingy mcbobber, thingy mc'bobber, thingy mc bobber' are all acceptable as bad jokes, but 'mic bobber' is definitely not
Go find a better post to be POTD, then find one for EVERY SINGLE DAY. This is a good post, get over yourself. With all that energy you just spent coming up with that amazing analogy, I'm sure you could have posted something better instead.
No offense to the person who made this post, but I honestly do not consider this to be "post of the day" material. At most, this post is good enough to be displayed on the home page in my opinion.
(Chauncy Pickles): i liked it
Ha, everyone who voted up your comment voted down the other person's comment.