+2,437 A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead. Not the same joke, but it fits.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was totally thinking of that!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

'the owl eats the squirrel' are you sure?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a line with a negative slope.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

'thingy mcbobber, thingy mc'bobber, thingy mc bobber' are all acceptable as bad jokes, but 'mic bobber' is definitely not

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No offense to the person who made this post, but I honestly do not consider this to be "post of the day" material. At most, this post is good enough to be displayed on the home page in my opinion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): i liked it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, everyone who voted up your comment voted down the other person's comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope? yonder mother is like said negative slope, she keeps on going down.. on me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am sure your mother would be proud of you for using a poor example of dialect if she wasn't so busy pleasing me sexually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): why would she please you? you know my mom is kind of like you in a way.. while you can't stand below average POTD's, my mom can't stand below average penises... kind of like yours

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stop staring at my crotch, creep!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go find a better post to be POTD, then find one for EVERY SINGLE DAY. This is a good post, get over yourself. With all that energy you just spent coming up with that amazing analogy, I'm sure you could have posted something better instead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My mind just went flip-flopped. I read it as "the squirrel beats the owl" like with a stick or something, but then I reread it and saw my mistake. The end.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG OMG POST OF THE DAY SUCKS! WTH ANTHONY SHHDBDJJ Now that's out of the way, no one else comment about it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've already heard that joke and that won't stop anybody...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too late.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yea..no... you're probably not a ninja

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These are my favorite kind of jokes. Set-up and reversal y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Antihumor! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yessssss I love this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A realist joke. How adequate

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It sets you up to think something funny is going to be said or happen between the owl and the squirrel, but then takes a turn towards realism and is like "uh owls and squirrels don't talk. The owl ate it. That's it."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohhhh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is great... lol. I love it. So gonna be my Facebook status!!! Lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so pretictable

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The scenario presented in this POTD is ironic. No one argue with me, I'm right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHA the scenario present is in no way ironic. it is EXACTLY what an average person WOULD expect. the joke, however, is very ironic. p//N3c| n00|3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Now that children, is what REAL irony is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh gosh, I don't get it... Help?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono x2

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Real mature.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono x3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOW DID YOU DO THAT SMILEY THING? SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono x4

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gotta love anti humor....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is one of the few really good posts of the day. love it:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post reminds me of when MLIA was actually cool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks Peter! Aren't you friends with other mods?? And finally I'm someone who's had a POTD. :P < Even more tongue than yours...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It probably wasn't good enough. Peter thinks he's cooler than all of us with his Canadianness and his Star Wars toys... that jerk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Knew it. d

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna and I are. hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site? d

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually Donna and I are something more. We share a mutual love of Star Wars and Brand New.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha... When I was reading your comment, I was gonna say, "NO! Say it ain't so! Peter's and my relationship isn't SPECIAL?!!"... and then I saw his comment... so.. HA. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll just go cry in the corner over here then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There hasn't been a POTD this good in a while, great job!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well thank you. But I suppose the praise should really be going to the mods or whoever chose this since I had no say in making this POTD. Although, I don't oppose... ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed out loud. And I don't do that often! Lol. By the way, what is a PTOD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Post Of The Day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD. Post of the day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

anti-joke.com ftw!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get it? O.O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand how this could be post of they day. UHHh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Either Anthony or Chromana clicked a button that put it in the queue to be the post of the day one day, and that day happened to be today.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand why this post is so great. It's just stating obvious facts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's exactly why it is great.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz xplain?!?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

seriously or are you joking? because if you are serious i fell sorry for you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no I seriously don't get it Some1 xplain!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Learn to speak English first

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i kno how 2 speak fuckin English dumb ass it's call abbreviating

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is not abbreviating. I'm not being a grammar natzi, just that's bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it is simply the circle of life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would suggest that those who come here to understand the joke at least read some of the comments to see if it has already has been explained. Protip: it has. Ad nauseum. Scroll up, it's near the top.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Toy Story 2 was okay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful board of discussion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahhh. Ok. I thought you were saying I stole this from Toy Story 2 or something... and I was like, "... no? Did not steal it from anywhere and it wasn't even in TS2." But cool. And Toy Story 2 was amazing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DEMETRI MARTIN!! Caught that :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait... sorry... what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Demetri Martin was tired of people writing eccentric things on bathroom walls like "STAR WARS IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!", etc., so he simply wrote, "Toy Story 2 was okay". And it kind of starting this mini meme where people write there where there are eccentric comments like "THIS POTD SUCKS" or something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahhhhh. Very funny. I haven't seen that! I love Demetri Martin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://comedians.jokes.com/demetri-martin/videos/demetri-martin---where-jokes-go

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its potd cuz its funny you tards .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know your all gonna say i'm stupid or something, but i don't care. i don't get why the holocaust part is funny. do you guys think jews dying is okay? its not a joke. WTF.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're stupid or something

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Literal win

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I started reading this my mind sang "Squirrel and owl sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i still don't get it, even after i've read where people have said that they don't get it and people have explained it to them....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its suppose to be a joke for realists

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its dumb.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i believe the word your looking for is funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

notttt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whatever. just trying to help you while you are in this state of confusion

by Anonymous 14 years ago

weellllll thank you then kind person. this is just a dumb joke, just sayin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i take it you are not a realist. because it is funny if you were

by Anonymous 14 years ago