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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the shipping price! I think the most I've ever REALLY seen for shipping is $22.15

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like someone trying to shove an entire apple into the slot of a juicer. Durduhdur! Or starting the blender with the lid off. Ohemgee what a mess!! Dumb asses.

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