+364 Shit happens when you're at the dentist and you don't do what the dentist tells you to do, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I SAID open wider!!!! NO not THAT wide!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless the dentist tells you to take a shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you're at the gynecologist getting your inners cleaned

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*shiver*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? That's some fucked up shit (no pun intended)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gynecologists have nothing to do with butts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're not the doods who finger assholes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, once when my dentist was gone to get something, i walked out of the room. after she dragged me back, she poked around in my mouth really harshly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"when was the last time you flossed?" "um... when was my last appointment?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago