Shit happens when you're at the dentist and you don't do what the dentist tells you to do, amirite?

"I SAID open wider!!!! NO not THAT wide!!"

unless the dentist tells you to take a shit.

Or if you're at the gynecologist getting your inners cleaned

yeah, once when my dentist was gone to get something, i walked out of the room. after she dragged me back, she poked around in my mouth really harshly.

"when was the last time you flossed?"
"um... when was my last appointment?"