whenever guys do the same the parents always think they're coming out to them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I said "mom, dad" it would mean they were in the same 10km radius as each other and world war 3 was about to break out. Pregnancy would be the least of our problems.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Dad, Dad; I'm straight." *gasps*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They know that I wouldn't have sex. It'd be more like: "Dad, mom, I have something to tell you." "Are you finally coming out? Are you going to tell me that you're a lesbian? Because we know you are. You like girls; we know it. You're in love with Sarah, aren't you?" "I'm not gay..." "Oh." "I got an A on my AP Bio final, though." "Oh, that's nice." Then they walk away looking disappointed in me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha that's the same response I'd get... It's going to be rather uneventful when I do finally come out!

by Anonymous 12 years ago