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Also about Jokes & Humour+20I don't care how much you liked the soap _ NEVER_ be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom. Amirite?
Also by Petroleumjellied+43Before leaving the house Mum: "Hey remember to bring your coat, it's gonna be really cold." You: "Nah I'll be fine without, anyway it doesn't go with my outfit" 2 hours later You: (to self) "OMG IM SO BLOODY COLD AHHH" Mum: "Bet you wish you brought your coat now don't you?" You: I dunno what you're talking about, I feel fine" Teeth chatter, amirite?
Also by Petroleumjellied+23Person at bus stop: "Oh look the bus is coming!" Mysterious stranger: "The bus was always coming.", amirite?
Also about dead baby+155You still remember those days when you were a kid and you were happily playing with your friends all innocent, and then you come across a dead baby bird that fell from a tree and is now covered in ants, and thought "well that ruined my mood". amirite?
Also by Petroleumjellied+717Dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby, amirite?