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Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

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Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?

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@798359

Holy Cannoli! Right behind you, Dumblewhore!

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@829295

same here. :l

@jen Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?

Haha yes! They think they've been hiding it all along.

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@798913

But then you would get to see a bunch of girls going at it ;D

Anonymous +33Reply
@jen Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?

This is coming from a 15 year old. You still don't know what a penis is, silly.

Anonymous -9Reply

does it have something to do with this post being in the "food" category... ?

@Hayley does it have something to do with this post being in the "food" category... ?

I just noticed that a few seconds ago too...
This has me somewhat concerned.

@Hayley does it have something to do with this post being in the "food" category... ?

Idk, but if there is really a secret, which I doubt... I'm, shamefully, dyinggggggggg to know now.

Do you mean how they can be unscrewed?

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +167Reply
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@797460

Now they will never know the REAL secret! MUAHAHAHA

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +78Reply
@797460

Oh, sure, go and tell them... Never let them know what's a lie and what isn't!

Anonymous +31Reply
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@1272449

In the literal sense, that would make me a cannibal. A very specific and harsh cannibal.

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@798550

I was reading through the comments looking for this reference

rivals avatar rival Yeah You Are +6Reply

If anyone tells the secret, I swear i'm coming to your house and removing your secret!!!! With great penis comes great responsibility

Double_hawks avatar Double_hawk Yeah You Are +105Reply

Guys: We'll tell you our secret if you tell us yours.

Anonymous +62Reply
@we'll even settle for just Victoria's

victoria's secret is that it was started by a man

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +25Reply
@pamplemousse94 Guys: We'll tell you our secret if you tell us yours.

Pfft, we know your secret. We know everything about girls. How? Porn.

Anonymous +37Reply
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@828743

He just said he did...

Birthdaycakes avatar Birthdaycake Yeah You Are +7Reply

Shhhh!

Anonymous +86Reply

HAHAHAHAH you said hard while talking about penis.

I actually just used the secret a few minutes ago. It was an amazing experience.

Daemoines avatar Daemoine Yeah You Are +79Reply

It's times like this I really wish I was transgendered.

its funny how on this post everyone knows what it is but on the girls post everyones like IM A GIRL WHAT IS IT

affenhausens avatar affenhausen Yeah You Are +49Reply

BECAUSE THIS POST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COMMENTS.

Anonymous +49Reply

dude. wtf, why did you even make this post? keep that stuff on the down low

Tell me your secrets! ʘ‿ʘ

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@798915

not gonna lie thats what i thought too...

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@820731

That... makes a lot of sense. (Sarcasm).

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +30Reply
@820731

You're the one cussing up a storm,that's not really mannerly,it's obviously a joke.

Myhipusernames avatar Myhipusername Yeah You Are +12Reply

My boyfriend told me that secret 2 months ago. I was kinda creeped out at first. Then I used it to my advantage.

@LAKERSoverHEAT He shall be punished harshly..unless the secret was a decoy.

It must've been a decoy... No girl could act so calm about it.

Anonymous +21Reply
@sierrarayee My boyfriend told me that secret 2 months ago. I was kinda creeped out at first. Then I used it to my advantage.

Trust me, he used a decoy. No guy would EVER share the secret with a women. It's just too big of a deal and would guarantee that no guy ever gets pussy again.

Geoffs avatar Geoff Yeah You Are +30Reply
@sierrarayee My boyfriend told me that secret 2 months ago. I was kinda creeped out at first. Then I used it to my advantage.

I don't know... If I were a girl, I couldn't use it to my advantage. Frankly, I'd never be able to look at a guy the same way again.

Anonymous +18Reply

Uhh... Even after reading the 42 comments I'm still lost...

If I ask super nicely can I hear the secret...? (:

Anonymous +46Reply
@Uhh... Even after reading the 42 comments I'm still lost... If I ask super nicely can I hear the secret...? (:

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): The secret can only be shared once you give us the ability to have multiple orgasms

Anonymous +19Reply
@Uhh... Even after reading the 42 comments I'm still lost... If I ask super nicely can I hear the secret...? (:

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): Throughout all time, the secret has never been released. Do you think we'd give it out now?! This is like, more secretive than M16 or area 51.

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Uhh... Even after reading the 42 comments I'm still lost... If I ask super nicely can I hear the secret...? (:

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): Relax. There is no secret (:

Of course now someone will say something along the lines of: "Yeah, good. That's what we want you to think!"

It's so awesome that the ripoff post got deleted!

Anonymous +39Reply

If you decide to just skip to the bottom of the comments, i would just like to inform you that absolutely nothing of interest goes on above. the secret is not revealed. just trying to save you 15 minutes of reading nothing

Anonymous +38Reply

i love all the misleading comments by the guys and the girls who claim they know, but all us guys know the truth.

TMaurerBs avatar TMaurerB Yeah You Are +37Reply

What in the world is a penis?

Thats it. No more damn sandwiches till the secret is out.

@Shekilled Thats it. No more damn sandwiches till the secret is out.

hahaha for a second i thought it said ham sandwiches and i was like, what about all the rest of kinds of sandwiches lol

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are +1Reply

I don't think I want to know the secret. Or do I? Maybe I don't... Uuuh. GIRLS POOP TOO!!!

Well, boys don't know about the girl code or anything, so it's pretty balenced.

@ravensrule kinda sad but we do...

Ohh, you must be talking about the code that the boys think they know, to throw you guys off and stu...I've said too much

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@828829

That's what you think.

Anonymous 0Reply

Yes, you can unscrew your penis.

Vaharis avatar Vahari Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Vahari Yes, you can unscrew your penis.

Are you some kind of mutant or something? That's not the secret we're talking about...

Geoffs avatar Geoff Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Vahari Yes, you can unscrew your penis.

ohhh so is that where dildos come from? you guys just screw them off and give them to women who cant get laid charity?

It was a secret..? God damn it.

HotKoolAids avatar HotKoolAid Yeah You Are +29Reply
@HotKoolAid It was a secret..? God damn it.

You are to be severely punished and exiled from bromankind... I shall assemble the council.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +38Reply
@God i think this can only be decided by Brohammad Ali and Broses

Yes, they are members of the council along with me. In my most recent assignment, I was dispatched to write a report on whether or not Noshavember applies to pubic hair. After exhaustive research, I determined that it does, but there can be an exemption if the guy is being laid regularly.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +18Reply
@God Just so you know, the next time we meet is to discuss the Code.

Oh, I must not have gotten the planner yet. We'll probably just take care of all the business that has piled up since the las meeting in '98 after we take care of HotKoolAid.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +7Reply
@BreakfastFan Oh, I must not have gotten the planner yet. We'll probably just take care of all the business that has piled up...

The rooster is in the nest. and about the code, some drunk ass mofo thought it was okay to include this in the Code. "22) There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro."

Gods avatar God Yeah You Are +10Reply
@God The rooster is in the nest. and about the code, some drunk ass mofo thought it was okay to include this in the...

Oh my YOU! No bro would ever have proposed that! There can only be one explanation - A ho has infiltrated the council! Damn, bow we're gonna have to set up another purge... This hasn't happened since that meeting in Athens after the first dildo was invented. We were in the middle of a decision when a queef was heard. The riots lasted for days...

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +17Reply
@HotKoolAid It was a secret..? God damn it.

Are you serious?! The media better not get wind of this... Any last words?

Anonymous +12Reply
@Are you serious?! The media better not get wind of this... Any last words?

Whoa, slow down with the last words stuff, the council hasn't even met yet. You should consider this a great honor, HotKoolAid. The council hasn't met to ban anyone since 1998, where the inventor or viagra was impeached and exiled. The last time before that was the emergency session that convened in the wake of the the Great Orgasm Famine of 1872. Yes, the council has only met a few times since its formation in 69 A.D. This is a very special occasion indeed.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +17Reply
@BreakfastFan Whoa, slow down with the last words stuff, the council hasn't even met yet. You should consider this a great honor...

I will have to correct you, the first council was assembled in 2385 BC to discuss what to call the male genitalia.

Gods avatar God Yeah You Are +11Reply
@God I will have to correct you, the first council was assembled in 2385 BC to discuss what to call the male genitalia.

Oh, yeah, you're right I always forget about that meeting because back then we didn't have to keep it secret, since woman knew their place.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +10Reply
@BreakfastFan Oh, yeah, you're right I always forget about that meeting because back then we didn't have to keep it secret, since...

Haha, damn, I wish I was a guy so I could join in on this fun reminiscing, but sadly, I am but a girl. And I NEVER want to find out.

shivers

Keep doin' yo thing, guys!

Anonymous +5Reply

i want to agree since it's a funny post, but i can't, because i don't have a penis.

damn.

lmbo best conments ever.

It's kind of a wonder that no one ever let's it slip out

Wow you would not believe the shit i've been googling trying to figure this out too.

I like this POTD. It's better than some of the other ones we've been having lately. :D

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are +23Reply

Im a girl and what is this?

Anonymous +22Reply
@Im a girl and what is this?

something that you shall never find out

Anonymous +3Reply

OK!! You know what, I'm just going to tell them! It's sick to hide this!! The secret is tha

Anonymous +21Reply

If they knew it would ruin everything

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are +19Reply

If the secret got out then World War III would start

Anonymous +19Reply
@If the secret got out then World War III would start

I immediately started trying to imagine what exactly would go down (no pun intended ...I think). Either women against men for the secret, or men against women for withholding sex.

Aw, now they know that we have a secret.

Guys: Don't tell them the secret.

One woman heard it from her (now ex) boyfriend. She proceeded to rip his balls out of his sack.

She is now in solitary confinement.

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +19Reply

This post with these comments in combination are actually the funniest things to ever have been on this website also NIEY MECD SAWRT!

Anonymous +19Reply

My favorite part of this has to be how all the men are going along with it.

Rass avatar Ras Yeah You Are +19Reply

I named my penis Golbat.

Guys: It's funny how girls pretend that they know the secret, amirite?

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +18Reply

I love how most of these comments have either really high ratings or negative ratings.

I'm 12 and wut is this?

12 year old +17Reply
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@828755

Lol no you won't. And you never will.

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@828777

Baahaha! No! I will never be next. The society will never reveal the secret y smilie

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@828784

You can never kidnap someone important to the keeping of the secret. Any compromised member of the order is instantly cleared of all information and become useless.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@829684

(Fuck_Its_Kay):you can only know what it means and how it's preformed if you know the secret.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +4Reply

Good thing we scones have no secrets....or genitalia for that matter.

The one on Mondays or Thursdays?

Anonymous +18Reply
@Those rules only apply in Canada

But what about the sign?!
Europe, Asia, and Spain...right?

@Those rules only apply in Canada

Uhg, those rules suck! One of the reasons I wish I was American

Mehhhhhhhs avatar Mehhhhhhh Yeah You Are +6Reply

Touché boys, touché.
(:

@BringMiaTheHorizon Touché boys, touché. (:

Douche girls, Douche. That is to the ones with nasty vaginas

Who ever posted this obviously doesn't know the real secret! One of the secrets of the REAL secret is never to let anyone else know that there is a secret in the first place! OH CRAP.....I HAVE SAID TO MUCH!

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@828794

Sir as a member of your royal guard, i must advise you to keep your identity secret. We can't risk the women finding an Elder, it could be catastrophic.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +7Reply
@828794

you tell em' brother NIEY MECD SAWRT!

ravensrules avatar ravensrule Yeah You Are +5Reply
@828794

A member of the Council of Phallic Elders! I am sorry my Lord! If the secret should be revealed then the Council would be the one to do it! Please excuse my grave error. NIEY MECD SAWRT!

I'm going to find out, one way or another. d smilie

Anonymous +14Reply

To all guys: To know when to put the bread in the oven, watch for the chicken to fly south at midnight.... you should all know what this means.

Sullys avatar Sully Yeah You Are +14Reply

Guys:The blue dog is in the chimney, I repeat, THE BLUE DOG IS IN THE CHIMNEY.

Anonymous +14Reply

I'd just like to say that it can't be any grosser than periods, and guys still fuck girls in spite of the fact that we get one.

@Yes! So why can't we know?

you might think that, but just like 100 comments have said "its a secret". NIEY MECD SAWRT!

ravensrules avatar ravensrule Yeah You Are 0Reply
@well periods are more nataural so it is easier to cope with it

but penises are natural too...and periods are fucking disgusting

@stacilovesyou but penises are natural too...and periods are fucking disgusting

@829036 (stacilovesyou): i meant natuaral in the sense of it is more well known

Anonymous +1Reply

Girls: You find it really hard not to tell guys the huge secret about vaginas that we can never let them know. amirite?

@TheGrapist (your name optional): and WHY is that?

Uh, cause it was ripping off this one?

Anonymous +2Reply
@Uh, cause it was ripping off this one?

(your name optional): and girls slip a little too much

Anonymous +2Reply

It was reckless and irresponsible for the OP to post this. You've damned us all.

I'm shaving my head and moving to Iceland. Goodbye, everyone.

Shh! My wife might see this!

Will_Smiths avatar Will_Smith Yeah You Are +11Reply

You guys think you're all that cause you can pee with your penises!

Anonymous +11Reply
@You guys think you're all that cause you can pee with your penises!

no that is common sense if you think that it is a secret go back to pre-school

Anonymous +1Reply
@no that is common sense if you think that it is a secret go back to pre-school

If you think that was serious, go back to being born.

Anonymous +5Reply
@If you think that was serious, go back to being born.

actually i learned about sarcasm in 1st grade so i would go back to kindergarten

Anonymous +1Reply

Girls... call me crazy, but something tells me that the purpose of this post is to make girls curious enough about it for us to "investigate" it, if you know what I mean. In other words, they are using a mind trick to (try to) get us into their pants. Don't you just love the male population?

@JustChris Possibly but what a about a Backwards Seahorse?

Don't you know how dangerous those are?

Mehhhhhhhs avatar Mehhhhhhh Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Mehhhhhhh Don't you know how dangerous those are?

Yes, but to protect bromanity it's a risk we have to take.

JustChriss avatar JustChris Yeah You Are +3Reply

Yeah, she came and bitched at me on my wall for getting her post deleted; as if I'm the only one that would report an obvious repost where she went to the original post to beg for homepage votes!! So pathetic. Oh, and then she's like "I didn't steal it" ono smilie

Anonymous +10Reply

407 comments. Wow. These comments are the most entertaining things I've ever read.

On a serious note though, YOU GIRLS KNOW NOTHING! EVEN IF THERE IS A TON OF SEX CHANGES GOING ON FOR YOU 'CURIOUS' GIRLS, THEN YOU WILL STILL KNOW NOTHING. YOU WERE BORN WITH THE SECRET, AND YOU KNOW IT, OR YOU DON'T KNOW IT, AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.

Wow, I'm a girl and I just think this is hilarious! I've grown up with a bunch of guys as best friends and I've always found it amusing how, when faced with a situation that is "a guy thing", they will band together instantly. These girls seriously need to chill their ovaries.

Anonymous +10Reply

A lot of nice decoys posted in here. Great job guys!

Cody_Ryans avatar Cody_Ryan Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Cody_Ryan A lot of nice decoys posted in here. Great job guys!

I believe the girls will be confused for a while. Mission accomplished.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +8Reply

BroCouncil...what are your thoughts on the issue of allowing PedoBear to join the council?

Anonymous +9Reply
@BroCouncil...what are your thoughts on the issue of allowing PedoBear to join the council?

He's a true bro. He has the balls to get so many girls and even under aged ones!

Geoffs avatar Geoff Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Geoff He's a true bro. He has the balls to get so many girls and even under aged ones!

There's quite a bit of controversy about it though, because he's technically not a 'bro.'

TheWeasels avatar TheWeasel Yeah You Are +1Reply

Wow.... I just read all those comments. Now I'm half convinced there is a secret. XD

Men,stay true to your oaths. LONG LIVE BROMANKIND!

Gods avatar God Yeah You Are +8Reply

Well aren't you clever.. haha. Even though I'm sure there is no secret, I'm still very curious as to what this nonexistant secret is...

I like that this is under "foods."

Anonymous +8Reply

im 12 years old and what is this

Anonymous +8Reply

Alright, here's the secret. The truth is, every guy secretlERROR INVALID RESPONSE RECEIVED

I am a guy and I don't even recognize, because there is like 8 secrets I keep away. (does it rhyme with shrlinkage?)

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Murkrows avatar Murkrow Yeah You Are +41Reply
@http://www.scientificamerican.c...of-the-phallus

So, if you want to get a girl pregnant, you're going to have to go deeper. CONCEPTION!

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk Yeah You Are +4Reply

Guys can feed themselves.

@Truuninja With our penises ;)

We have girls feed us to keep the secret safe

toastedbreads avatar toastedbread Yeah You Are +3Reply

Every male is taught the secret when they reach the age of 13. That's why all the 12 year olds don't know.

I sense that there is a traitor among us. The Council of Phallic Elders have dispatched operatives to eliminate any and all females and traitors that know of the secret. NIEY MECD SAWRT!

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +7Reply

Dear Girls of the World: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW THE SECRET. I FOUND IT OUT AND I WAS NEVER THE SAME........ 'Tis why I'm a lesbian B)

Shielys avatar Shiely Yeah You Are +7Reply

LADIES... in order to find out the secret..... take every capitalized letter of every 4th post. Arrange those letters in alphabetical order. take out all the "E's". Now write down the name of the street you grew up on. Take each of these letters and place them individually between each letter you have already arranged... Now multiply this arrangement by two. Confused? No matter. Continue. Divide this number by your age. Now add the date to this number. Now multiply every "F" "P" and "W" by sand and you shall learn the secret.

Nagros avatar Nagro Yeah You Are +7Reply

I love how this post has like 1/3 of the usual number a decent POTD has, because mostly guys are voting.

I found out about the secret and now there are men in suits trying to get into my house, help me… i don't know what to do

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@829975

Well.
If Suiters are trying to take her, she must have a high level of testosterone, why not just bring her to the base and change her?!

Ok fellow females: Seriously, stop getting your panties in a bunch over this. If you really want to know a secret that will make you weld your vagina together and go insane, then there's something wrong with you.

Other than that, I lol'd over this entire thread of commenting. XD

All these comments made my day. y smilie

Does this post being in the food category have anything to do with it.. o_o

Anonymous +6Reply

We arent supposed to let them know!

Gods avatar God Yeah You Are +5Reply

it's absolutely amazing how it's been kept secret for so long. it's also pretty scary how easy it would be for just ONE person to slip up...

DaAce96s avatar DaAce96 Yeah You Are +5Reply

The last leak of The Secret led to the fall of the Broman Empire!

Bossmans avatar Bossman Yeah You Are +5Reply
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If the secret is told to another man, it doesn't effect him. NIEY MECD SAWRT!

JustChriss avatar JustChris Yeah You Are +7Reply

NIEY MECD SAWRT!!!

what the hell.

The fact that your penis is an everted vagina is not a secret, and whoever told it was lied.

Okay, the secret is that Chuck Norris isn't really a man.

Sorry, but they were going to figure it out eventually.

I just read every comment, and I still don't have a clue :(

God Damn it! You are not supposed to speak of this! We all know what happened to the last guy that tried to reveal the secret.....

Killbarney64s avatar Killbarney64 Yeah You Are +3Reply

I still need to find out where girls are having these secret hot girl meetings!!!!!!

bigdrummaboys avatar bigdrummaboy Yeah You Are +3Reply
@bigdrummaboy I still need to find out where girls are having these secret hot girl meetings!!!!!!

Starbucks, if you want the fake ones. The REAL Hot Girls Club meetings are normally at someone's personal swimming pool. ;)

wow this is the first POTD to ever make me actually laugh out loud. also what's NIEY MECD SAWRT?

Anonymous +3Reply

Wait until J.F.Kennedy sees this post, he's gonna flip!

I'd like to give a special thanks to all boyfriends of girls on this site for distracting them from this post with Plan 49.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +3Reply

I have arrived to spread the news of the safekeeping of the secret! Because of this post, I have dispatched my personal guards to keep a secret watch over the members of the Bromankind! The secret shall never escape! NIEY MECD SAWRT!

Guy4evers avatar Guy4ever Yeah You Are +2Reply

The secret is ... THERE IS NO SECRET D:

jessepinkmans avatar jessepinkman Yeah You Are +2Reply

should i be concerned that this is in the food category? :

That it shrinks in the pool?

@Tampa951 That it shrinks in the pool?

lol! It does? I never knew that...pretty sure its not the secret though

That the secret is that there is a string attached to each one, which holds a secret compartment to an embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at the Christmas party?

What is this 'big secret', and how did all the males in the world manage to keep it too them selves?

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@828571

Yes brother, NIEY MECD SAWRT!

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@828783

tichto to ruskii govarish?

ChosenToLeads avatar ChosenToLead Yeah You Are +3Reply
@828571

NIEY MECD SAWRT, my brothers!!!

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are -18Reply
@MikePullam You're not a guy. :l

... Dang it! I was hoping you guys would just read the comment, accept me as one of you, and be cool with it. Can I join? I promise I'm cool... The girl's club sucks... they just talk about periods and boys...

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are -8Reply
@What is this 'big secret', and how did all the males in the world manage to keep it too them selves?

because television exploits girls too much that is getting easier and easier to figure everything out but they don't care enough to exploit boys in that way also girls are more likely to spill the beans then guys

Anonymous +6Reply

hahaha the antispam thing was 'grain of salt'
as in... you need to take this with a grain of salt :)

Anonymous +1Reply

You guys are so dumb. I know the secret

ENOUGH! If you keep teasing about the secret, someone will accidentally let it slip out!

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how did that not get homepaged but this did?

@kelseyisherr how did that not get homepaged but this did?

well, i just made that post. so we've got to get it homepaged soon so that these two posts are close together!

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(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): retarded shivering homosexual

@bluegoddess Hahahhhaa. Soooo true.

haha ive said that before on some post he commented on in the same character

O_O Now I need to know...

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(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): I think you should purchase yourself a coat, you sound like you're freezing, wouldn't want to get yourself sick.

Anonymous +36Reply

I'm 12 and I know what this is.

@AntiJokeChicken I'm 12 and I know what this is.

Just learn what that little appendage down there is, little Conner?

Anonymous +6Reply
@AntiJokeChicken I'm 12 and I know what this is.

@828706 (ConnorK): Is there even a secret?

lol

Anonymous 0Reply

I bet there is no secret

@spidermanam I bet there is no secret

i bet you 10 dollars there is

Anonymous +8Reply

Wouldn't gays not exist if this "code" exists? Unless homosexuality is just a decoy...

Anonymous 0Reply
@Wouldn't gays not exist if this "code" exists? Unless homosexuality is just a decoy...

Stop with your information giving! You will be banned from the council if you continue to speak of this

@Wouldn't gays not exist if this "code" exists? Unless homosexuality is just a decoy...

You just don't understand there are so many people who hate gays because they think we should tell girls the secret, and it has caused some tension.

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@829354

Damn it. I wanted to see that movie...

Does everybody know this "secret" but me?? :O i feel left out of the inside joke...

Anonymous 0Reply

...I feel so left out.

Anonymous 0Reply

I have no idea what this is about...

"Huge" secret? Not likely.

Anonymous 0Reply

blah there;s no secret people

Anonymous 0Reply
@blah there;s no secret people

lol i laugh at your ignorance

Anonymous +3Reply

I know the secret. its that there is no secret.

Anonymous 0Reply

I don't think I'll be getting any sleep tonight since I'll be trying to figure it out D<

Yeah. no. hot girls keep their secrets if guys won't tell theirs. rules of life. if you tell your secret, we tell ours. with a bunch of horny hot girls in a room in a meeting, there is no way one stupid little secret could prevent you from getting laid.

ilovessss avatar ilovesss Yeah You Are 0Reply

whats the secret i want to know ???? lol

catrionapacks avatar catrionapack Yeah You Are 0Reply

Ahahaha

Anonymous 0Reply

I don't understand. Is this sarcasm?

its pretty easy for us girls to keep our secret.

Anonymous 0Reply
@its pretty easy for us girls to keep our secret.

BAHAHAHAHA!!! With all of the reality television about girls (not to mention that a majority of girls can't keep their mouths shut), the girls' secret has been let out looong ago. However, us guys? We're just awesome like that. And I should know because I'm Mr. Awesomeness.

Mr_Awesomenesss avatar Mr_Awesomeness Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@832202

I shall send my squad to "deal" with these "bros."

Guy4evers avatar Guy4ever Yeah You Are +2Reply

Oh this is such crap.

The secret is...!!! (internet shuts off)

is this the secret about what your testies do during sex? thats retarded im pretty sure everyone knows that... :)

Anonymous 0Reply

even though i know there's no secret, i still have the secret fear that it really does exist... and that makes me really want to find out what it is!
but i know there isn't one...right?

Anonymous -3Reply

What? Post of the Day? Now it's sure to be revealed. Oh shit!

Curts avatar Curt Yeah You Are -3Reply
@Curt What? Post of the Day? Now it's sure to be revealed. Oh shit!

Don't worry. I have a super team of penis experts that are willing to keep it under "wraps" at all times.

Daemoines avatar Daemoine Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Daemoine Don't worry. I have a super team of penis experts that are willing to keep it under "wraps" at all times.

Okay, good. Just in case, I've got some contacts in a certain "witness protection program" who could deport any girl who does manage to find out.

Curts avatar Curt Yeah You Are +1Reply

@OtherGirls: There's really no secret! They're just trying to make us jealous... but we're not.

Anonymous -4Reply
@@OtherGirls: There's really no secret! They're just trying to make us jealous... but we're not.

If that's what you want to believe, then sure let's pretend that there's no secret. But you know that you're curious too.

armtheangelss avatar armtheangels Yeah You Are +45Reply
@@OtherGirls: There's really no secret! They're just trying to make us jealous... but we're not.

Seriously, keep thinking that. Tell everyone you know. We want that rumor to be spread.

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +12Reply
Anonymous +6Reply

I dunno....I'm a girl and even if there is a huge secret, I'm really not bothered about it :p

Anonymous -4Reply

Guys: Tell a girl you aren't telling her, and then buy ear plugs. Because you will never get peace until you tell her.
Girls: Hints the reason why guys do it. Just to annoy you so you complain. They know you will and laugh when you a predictable. That's why it's better to just not fight back.

Lavandas avatar Lavanda Yeah You Are -4Reply

I think we should tell them...

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are -4Reply
@Truuninja I think we should tell them...

No. I'm sensing a large female presence in this commenter, just lemme get my ovary radar. Yup, yup, just as I suspected, female.

Geoffs avatar Geoff Yeah You Are +2Reply

Jeez I used to think boys were just dumb but now I think they're just completely idiotic.

i havnt even hit puberty yet and i know the secret! all girls are newbs

Anonymous -5Reply

comments* lol@spearmintmilk

guys can give themselves anal. and do. toogether. in an orgie,

Anonymous -7Reply
@guys can give themselves anal. and do. toogether. in an orgie,

That's no secret. There are tons of porno out there of this.

shut up there is no secret. Fuck off

Anonymous -7Reply
@shut up there is no secret. Fuck off

your just angry because your mom sent you to anger management the whole summer

Gods avatar God Yeah You Are +4Reply

No one know the secret and no girls will ever know it so girls go fuck yourselves

Anonymous -8Reply

I'm a girl. I know the secret. My boyfriend told me.

Anonymous -8Reply
@I'm a girl. I know the secret. My boyfriend told me.

Also, we are under the impression that he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Anonymous +15Reply
@I'm a girl. I know the secret. My boyfriend told me.

your boyfriend is one of many well trained operatives we send out to spread a ton of fake secrets, also he was labeled high risk so we never told him the truth.

Anonymous +9Reply

uuuuuummmm I'm a guy and I don't even know this secret, somebody please send me a message so I may know.

@Bossman Good cover, play dumb.

I'm not playing dumb, i live with like no guys in my family so i haven't heard of it yet

GIRLS! You want the secret? Porn is the answer.

Birthdaycakes avatar Birthdaycake Yeah You Are -9Reply

Well, I tell all of my girl friends and every girl that asks, because I'm gay and it doesn't matter if they know or not 'cause I'm not even going to be fucking them anyways.

@AdonisBatheus Well, I tell all of my girl friends and every girl that asks, because I'm gay and it doesn't matter if they know or...

That doesn't matter! You can't risk the fate of all the others! Don't be selfish, think of the straight people! I'm gay too, but I'd never betray my comrades!

Anonymous +20Reply
@That doesn't matter! You can't risk the fate of all the others! Don't be selfish, think of the straight people!...

It's ok brother, we must hold strong against the traitors and feminine seductresses, they must not weaken our resolve.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +5Reply

I know girls' secret. They don't pee out their vagina. They pee out their buttholes.

@Nicki we dont pee out of our buttholes either.

Clearly the answer is, we don't pee in general :D

Anonymous +52Reply
@Clearly the answer is, we don't pee in general :D

(Rawr :D): if you don't, then why the heck is the woman's bathroom always have a line? What do you really do in there.....

Sullys avatar Sully Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Sully (Rawr :D): if you don't, then why the heck is the woman's bathroom always have a line? What do you really do in...

every sink is a magical portal to Vagiland, a land where only women are allowed. It is filled with dark chocolate, and fuzzy blankets, and no men. The reason there is always a line is that some women are selfish and take more than the allotted 5 minutes per visit, because it's so awesome.

Someone explain please? i get it a little but i just wanna make sure

Anonymous -31Reply
@explain please?

No. That would be unacceptable.

Anonymous +3Reply
Anonymous -1Reply
@you're an asshole

*You're an asshole who understands this post, unlike me.

I think this is what you meant to say.

Anonymous +8Reply
@*You're an asshole who understands this post, unlike me. I think this is what you meant to say.

Lol nice attempt at being funny, sorry that was just fail

love yours truly, Anonymous

Anonymous -7Reply
@Lol nice attempt at being funny, sorry that was just fail love yours truly, Anonymous

The fact that you still use "fail" is a fail all in itself.

Anonymous +11Reply
@LAME comeback

I keep seeing this +1 on your comments, and I can't help but think that you're voting your own comments up just to make yourself feel good.

Anonymous +12Reply
Anonymous +6Reply
@ You're using that word again

What do you want me to use? "deterred sucess"? Get used to it unless you hate that word because it inspires some insecurity in yourself

Anonymous +1Reply
@What do you want me to use? "deterred sucess"? Get used to it unless you hate that word because it inspires some...

You don't have to use a synonym phrase of the word fail; you could use a number of different adjectives instead. The way in which you used that word does not elicit insecurity in me, for you simply sounded immature and rather stupid. If I fail a goal that actually means something to me, then I would lose some self-esteem, as would any other normal person.

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Anonymous +6Reply
@1031949

This is so confusing.

Anonymous 0Reply
@ You're using that word again

This is the internet, Get used to it dumbass

Anonymous -5Reply
@This is the internet, Get used to it dumbass

Actually, I had not heard that word for a while before you said it.

Anonymous +4Reply
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@828370

LIAR.... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are 0Reply

Mwahahahahahaha... Girls you fail, We're the beastliest. because you girls don't know what we're talking about! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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