+254 it is seriously creepy to think that you may have once giving a male teacher of yours a boner, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Creepier - he might wank off thinking about you every night. Whenever he has sex with his 200 kilo wife, he can only finish by imagining it's you. He cuts your picture out of the school magazine, and then glues your head onto his wife's pictures on their wedding photos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow that's rather specific, do you have some experience with this? haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, no. At least, I hope my teachers don't do that thinking about me ... Just wanted to make it seem creepier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well haha i must say you, you did a very good job :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teenage girls LOVE to imagine their male teachers drooling over them, when in reality, its pretty rare.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every single teenage girl I know would think it's the creepiest thing ever. So no, teenage girls don't love it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not that they love it, it's the same thing as the dorkiest kid in the school having a crush on them and they love the opportunity to say "Ew, he hits on me ALL the time!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The teacher I based this post off of is old and creepy. He was my coach and was spotting me while I was bench pressing, it was horrible and I would hate for him to be 'drooling over' me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So whenever you see an unattractive man you think, WOW I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, THAT WOULD BE SO SICK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I wasn't arguing about how 'attractive' he was, more so that he was older and creeped me out and I'd rather not have him have inappropriate thoughts about me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being homeschooled ftw.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pedo parents? wary ...alliteration ftw!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DX

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More likely it's that you think of your male teachers that way and masturbate every night to the thought of them thinking sexually about you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

70% of teenaged girls flirt with male teachers. I heard that somewhere. Don't know if it's true, but it seems like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be even creepier to think you may have once given your female teacher a boner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls can get boners?! How come I never got one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They must have... the weirdest boner...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even creepier if you're a guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When girls discover the power we have over men, it’s only natural that we experiment a bit. At the age of 12 to 14, we are more physically advanced than the boys, who seem more interested in playing around & making idiots of themselves than taking much notice of us. But we do notice men starting to look at our bodies differently, taking particular interest in our developing breasts, and our legs. Yes, it’s creepy that they should be wanting to have sex with us at that age, & we wouldn’t normally dream of letting them, but it’s undeniably exciting & empowering that they do. We love to imagine them getting aroused when looking at us because, let’s be honest, it’s reassuring for girls of that age to know that you’re sexually attractive. It was definitely a thing to sit at the front of the class & tease the male teachers by “innocently” exposing more of our legs than was decent, & great fun to watch them trying to get a good look without being noticed. But of course we noticed, & watched closely for any signs of a boner appearing. I never saw an actual boner, but I did wonder why some teachers left the class occasionally for a few minutes, often holding books in front of them which may well have been hiding a trouser snake! Happy days!

by Anonymous 7 months ago