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If a smoke shorts your life 5 minutes everyday, and a good laugh prolongs your life, then a joint of weed should be perfectly healthy, amirite?

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I am Russian spy. My name must remain classified. You call me Sean. My interests include watching mother shave legs, visiting old folk's home, setting things on fire, and long walks on beach. My girlfriend's name is Andrea. I have tried to watch her shave legs but it does not bring same pleasure as when watching mother. She thinks this is creepy. Andrea is Italian. She has very hairy legs. It not fun to watch. Andrea suggested I learn to be more American so I learned how to play banjo. I can play Take Me Out To the Ballgame. Baseball is America's favorite passtime, no? I must give no more information. I am on a special mission. I must protect American queen. You say there is no queen? Yes, because I have hidden her so well. And her ears are normal size, unlike foolish Borock Obomba.

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Depends. I don't laugh at all when I'm high.

@PracticeSafeLunch33 Really? I laugh at everything!

Me too. I always find the simplest things funny when I'm high.

@Clay_ Me too. I always find the simplest things funny when I'm high.

Fish are the funniest to me, which is why Finding Nemo is the BEST movie to watch high!

@PracticeSafeLunch33 Fish are the funniest to me, which is why Finding Nemo is the BEST movie to watch high!

Yeah, it's weird. Absolutely nothing is funny to me. Then again, I also don't get the munchies, and my speaking speeds up significantly instead of slowing down. I guess I'm just odd.

@Mike_Hawk Yeah, it's weird. Absolutely nothing is funny to me. Then again, I also don't get the munchies, and my speaking...

Weird... But I don't get the munchies either. Everyone's different, I guess. Depends on the product too.

Smoke a bleezy (;

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