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i know! theyre so hard to find....
Most of them are hard even when you're not looking for them.
glad to know that there's still people left like him, eh?
OHHHHH YOUR SOO FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH OHHHOHOHOH SOOO FUNNNY ROFLMAOADLJDARIAL!
Thanks for caring about the environment.
POLARtheBEAR...
OHHHHH YOUR SOO FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH OHHHOHOHOH SOOO FUNNNY ROFLMAOADLJDARIAL!(and hot)
(Montanalover<3): yeah she is smoking ;) i wouldnt mind exploring the cave of hers ;)
she is pretty hot
What?
(Chauncy Pickles): He's saying polarthebear basically copied the comment above theirs and just added uncreative, unnecessary length to it.
Patience; Not punching her in the head when she doesn't thank you for doing so.
The funny actually outweighed the sexism. Very well done
... What would he be doing in the kitchen?
checking if his bitch is doin' it right!
Being chivalrous.
OHHHHH YOUR SOO FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH OHHHOHOHOH SOOO FUNNNY ROFLMAOADLJDARIAL!
She's a keeper
I thought you typed "creeper".
Chivalry: Making your own sandwich
400+ score
and already potd?
:o
not many comments on potd
12 seconds... I'm losing it
Ctrl + V
I know how to copy and paste... I actually just typed in 1 letter, posted, edited. I find it faster. The reason I didn't have as fast as a time for this one is because my computer is slow today.
N.I.C.E
H.A.N.D.J.O.B Do you see what I did there?
Should I ?
yes
Sadface
Read my profile and you can unsadface
I have an automatic fridge door, so she can hold more in her arms.
The reason this was posted on amirite mobile was because the OP was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her man who was obviously being chivalrous and holding the door for her.
No, actually I made him the sandwich. THEN posted this while waiting for him to finish his sandwich so I could feed myself with his leftovers. He's so lovely.
That's so bro.
I'm a girl and I'd agree if they weren't. Sexist jokes are funny. Also how would we know that OP is a girl? Maybe if we go to the bio? I don't know, I'm too lazy.
Why would you assume that?
Yes
inb4 OMG THIS POST IS SP OFFENSIEVE HURDURRR IM LIEK SO OFFENDED
"inb4" comments are now the new "FIRST!!!!!1!@!!"
Thanks for the idea. This is SO much safer than killing fire-breathing dragons.
Delicious
Something aboot this doesn't seem right, but I can't put my finger on it.
Maybe it's the ellipsis...
(Chauncy Pickles): Something about this doesn't seem right, but I can't put my finger on it.
Maybe it's the Canadian accent. . .
...Is it the Canadian accent?
(Chauncy Pickles): Depends on whether or not it was intentional.
It...
...It was. .__.
(Chauncy Pickles): Well, greetings, my brother to the North!
<(;v;)> Emoti-bird has never been so happy.
Who wants to check out my Subway 'footlong?
http://images2.memegenerator.ne...rName=bill-nye
SCIENCE FCKIN RULES!!!!!!
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(Bill_Nyelover<3): I am healing while also ridding the body of dangerous toxins and assisting in the metabolism of fats.
(Bill_Nyelover<3): OHHHHH YOUR SOO FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH OHHHOHOHOH SOOO FUNNNY ROFLMAOADLJDARIAL!
How on earth did this make POTD?
Get off your high horse and get back to the kitch--no, sorry, I can't even JOKE about that. I absolutely agree with you.
And before all you people slam me down for this--I don't tolerate posts that are sexist to men, either.
I'm so sick of these jokes. They weren't funny the first time and they're not funny now.
This joke is so freakin hilarious. I really think so. Because the girl is of course making the sandwich as she should be. But he's holding the door lolol
heheh the no way votes were at 69 hehehe
69 jokes are getting less and less amusing each day.
http://xkcd.com/487/
Why she is making the sandwich inside a fridge is my question..
(PorcelainBlack):because she doesn't store the ingredients for the sandwich up her arse like some obviously do.
that was rude.
i wasn't aware people felt so strongly about sitting at the fridge preparing for INSIDE OF IT.
I say that unless women can get drafted into the military, men should be able to go to ANY woman they want and demand a sandwich.