+397 Next feminists will say it's unfair that men can pee standing up, and get congress to pass the "Nobody can pee standing up" law, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gender restrictions FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually females can pee standing up with even practice but it just more common for them to sit down

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they get a Stand-To-Pee device and spend hours learning it use it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of feminism today seems to have turned from fighting for equality, to fighting for a gender supremacy, just with it reversed, just with women superior to men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well said, bro. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which means that women who want true equality are scared to call themselves feminists because quite often, people who call themselves feminists are scary and weird =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because feminist women love Eminem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(chicka chicka) slimshady i'm sick of him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what, flipping the you-know-who.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but he's so cute though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can't. But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips, and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slim, where'd ya go? Cant finish this job myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh well I was gonna say- And that's the message that we deliver to little kids, and we expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is? Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade. They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We ain't nothing but mammals Well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes *slurp*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't always used to think of myself as a feminist. I used to think feminist were cultish selfish man-haters. Then I met feminists and started to read books and blogs on the subject and I discovered that feminists are awesome people who want equal rights and are actively campaigning to stop terrible injustices like human sex trafficking, female genital mutilation, and rape among many other things. Feminism has always been about human rights, equality, and improving living conditions. Sadly, anti-feminists have given the term a bad connotation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, that got HP'd in a matter of minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It got Harry Pottered?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Homepaged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn, I knew I should've said something like "(sarcasm)"...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I knew you were being sarcastic, but harry potter fans annoy me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is the best law I have ever heard of. Fin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't hate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Violators will be sentenced to death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just change "violators" to "men" as a feminist would see it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously. Some feminists are c-c-crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmhmm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most feminists are not crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Sure sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were those who stood up for the rights of African Americans in the 1960s crazy? Why then were the heroic feminists who did heroic deeds for the betterment of humanity throughout history crazy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Way to be broad. "Those heroic people doing heroic things!" I didn't say all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I'm glad you appreciate some things feminists have done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They have cups that you put on your hoo ha so you can stand up and urinate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TMI.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(giggles)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous):Its not that bad grow a pair

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) I'm a girl, and I've peed standing up before. It's overrated. 2)Being a sexist fuckwit will totally get you laid. Oh wait, I mean, have fun being a virgin until you finally pay for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How's being a dyke working out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meh. It's more comfortable to pee sitting down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and next? MEN NEED TO TAKE THE PILL TOO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Feminism like pure communism has never existed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bullshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

do you wanna elaborate on that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Feminism exists?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In theory yes and so does communism boil it down and communism is about equality amongst the whole population but as you know greed takes over most aspects of life, therefore those in power always seemed to take more feminism is about equality between men and women but most if not all feminists discriminate against men therefore discarding the whole equality thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"but most if not all feminists discriminate against men" BULLSHIT! You don't understand feminism or feminist theory. Please educate yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... wow I'm glad you read what I wrote I know what feminism is sunshine the message the feminists advertise isn't similar to that of the theory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In what way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a masculinist. (And holy shit, I did not know that was an actual word with an actual political meaning until just now.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And being one you should not be confused with being a misogynist (hating women). Just like being a feminist shouldn't be confused with being misandry (hating men).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I mean I literally thought that I just made that word up on the spot, but Chrome didn't recognize it as a misspelled word. That prompted me to google it and find that it means exactly what I thought it would mean. Although I guess I am one to some extent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhh I get it. I think what masculinists stand for is really important : ) anything for a more equal world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, I just stick with the word "equalist". If that even exists ... Once for my Social Studies class, I was planning to do a presentation of Misandry in the Media. Like, I know it's not on a scale of how women were discriminated against decades ago, but in the Media there's a distinction. Like, on some advertisements on TV, there's "dumb dad" or "dumb boyfriend" who can't work something out, so girlfriend comes, rolls her eyes, and helps him. Not really a problem, but imagine the backlash if it were "dumb girlfriend" who couldn't work a simple (whatever the ad is selling). Also, in a music video by Pink, it shows her bashing up her boyfriend. Obviously it's comical, but if it were a man bashing up his girlfriend, it wouldn't even by allowed to be screened. Because there's this myth that violence is alright if it's female-on-male. Same with rape. Women can rape men, and it's no less severe than the reversed. /Rant over

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, we all know that the media is renound for perpetuating gender stereo types. Like females are always the ones in cleaning comercials or the ones staying home to cook dinner while the husband goes to work, and alcohol commercials targeted at males often depict women in a overtly sexual way. In Eminem's video Stan, Stan was physically assulting his girlfriend and that was still screened :P I know they did try and ban it in some places, but that was for putting her in the boot of his car and driving it off the cliff, not for the other bit. And I know I'm picking on Eminem a bit, but in Superman (even though I really love that song) He talks about slapping a girl off a bar stool, so it does go the other way. Not saying it's right that Pink's video clip had her bashing up her husband was right either. Anyway yeah so it DOES still get aimed at women too, and it's not right when it gets aimed at men either which is why Masculinists should stand up for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Getting more equal rights, such as in rape cases. And being able to do whatever job they want and not be demasculinised if they want to do something like childcare.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, there's always the double standard. Like, very rarely will a woman over 45 be featured in a way other than "old lady/grandmother type figure". If a man has grey hairs, he can still be suave, but heaven forbid there be a woman ageing. Also, most sitcoms feature an overweight man, presumably so the audience can relate to him, with a hot wife.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then we could go on and on about the racial stereotypes. Seriously, fuck the media XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm thinking about doing Media Studies at Uni next year. Ahh, I bet if I did there would a whole term on how sex and race is portrayed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're probably right lol, but at least it wouldn't be too hard because of the abundance of examples you could use.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Misandry is a huge problem made worse by the fact that many people don't take it seriously. I'm glad you're taking a stand on the issue. Gender roles and stereotypes often have a terrible impact on both males and females.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, like the username. And yes, although it's hard to examine it outside of the media, as obviously misogyny is far more prevailant. Basically, I believe in equality between the sexes, and since women are the ones most likely to be the victims of inequality, their rights are the ones I support most. Although it is a shame that if a group is thought of as a "majority", their complaints are ignored. Sexism happens to males, just the same as racism occurs against Caucasians.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Misogyny and Misandry aren't really separate issues. The idea that women are docile and submissive whereas men are tough and aggressive hurts both men and women. As Betty Freidan once said "Men weren't the enemy -- they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmm, I agree. The idea if you're not a demanding, oppressive, "masculine" man, then you're not a man at all is a mirror image to the idea of a "real woman" being one that is ideal for men/marriage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! I wish people understood that women's rights and men's rights weren't two competing issues but two different parts of the same issue: damaging gender stereotypes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about. I can most defiantly pee standing up, it's just a little bit messy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago