-135 Sometimes you masturbate during thunderstorms so that when you climax right when lightning strikes, it makes you feel like Thor, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure Thor doesn't jizz thunder... that would be cool though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never masturbated during a thunderstorm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought I was the only one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can never quite time it just right and end up jizzing after the thunder.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ive done it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL This made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never done this, but i will now!! hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO I YYA'd this only cause it made me laugh for a good 10 min. YYA (?) my comment if you're gonna try it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The grammar in this post was disappointing, you should have left out the first 'when'. Btw, my friend now knows what a 'climax' is but she'd really like a demonstration...any volunteers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I DIDN'T VOTE BECAUSE IT'S AT 69!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me being me how on earth coud i not comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Challenge Accepted

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That certainly is something to do on a rainy day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

something to consider doing next thunderstorm....just saying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anthony favorited this....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boys are so obsessed be their feeble orgasm & messy ejaculation. You really have no idea just how intense a girl’s orgasm is, & how great our capacity is to experience them. We don’t need the extra entertainment of a light & sound show as we cum. We have the experience of an earthquake, cos we feel the earth move!

by Anonymous 8 months ago