+343 In a truly modern version of Monopoly, all the dollar amounts would have about six more zeros, "Free Parking" would be replaced with "Non-Union Labor", absolutely no cash would be involved at any time, all pieces would be replaced with different-colored Lamborghinis, the board would be plastered with advertisements for real-life companies, and players would be able to buy the government, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1 character left over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As if the original wasn't hard enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Instead of collecting $200 as you pass go, a police officer pardons you. not that you did anything wrong, you just happened to be mexican

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No instead of free parking its called free money and that's where all the people who don't work go to get free money to buy drugs and whiskey (and healthcare)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great post :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago