+620 Next time the cashier asks you, "Paper or plastic?" reply with, "It doesn't matter, I'm bi-sack-sual" and see the reaction, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't realize people still used paper bags...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let me guess, you saw this on MLIA?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like sacksual assault!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bi- doesn't mean both, dammit. Bisexual = two sexes. Bisacksual = two sacks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Biceptual means you can row either port or starboard. So actually, I think you're wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I don't know what word you're really referring to, since I've heard it and neither has Google(!), but even if that were true, -sexual is an actual, official root that is used in many words, while "sacksual" is not even a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, it's "bisweptual." I got confused by all the bi-s. Also, I commend your use of the subjunctive. Whether intentional or not, it shows your adeptness at grammar. Yeah, but it would still mean either one, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would, if it was a word, but as it is not, it just sounds ridiculous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Publix do paper and plastic but they don't even ask that..u have to ask o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have to do this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so sure I saw this on MLIA months ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok ok. It's a JOKE. Let's not get all technical

by Anonymous 13 years ago