+510 Good news is you got a positive result on your test. The bad news is you slept with someone to get it but the worst news is that it's a pregnancy test, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the positive result is good news, how is the fact that it's a pregnancy test the worst news?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think if it wasn't a pregnancy test, that would be the worst news. At least with pregnancy, one eventually wont be pregnant anymore and a girl won't get everyone pregnant that she sleeps with. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it would be worse if it were AIDS or something. But then I guess people would get all angry and be like "don't joke around about AIDS!" Because people get offended by really stupid things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is stupid. There was no good news, unless you wanted to be pregnant, and then it was all good news. Either way, it fails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey cool, it's in the jokes section! Makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't see categories from mobile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good job. Saw this on FunnyJunk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, the worst news would be if you got AIDS, not pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago