If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today, amirite?

BRO I LOVE ALL YOUR POSTS HAHAHAHAH <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091106213404AAFwpzO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You Fucking Hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, her first name's Hilarious hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean Hilary? Hilary Ass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is win

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes it is. In fact, they ate gobs of stuff and called the birds turkey, so if they called them ass.. http://www.thehistoryof.net/the-history-of-thanksgiving.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only Anthony were American this would be potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love this :D can you be my ass? ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're gonna eat him..?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, just kidding :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unless you're into that. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who wouldn't be into that? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got this as a fwd today(after it was posted) somebody had been reading amirite

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Native Americans

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHATTT?!?! YOU MEAN IT WASN'T THE INDIANS?! everything i know is a lie. Including the cake troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(hehehehehe)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if they brought some cat, we'd all be getting pussy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or if they brought roosters, we would all be waking up too early!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, and here I am thinking you were gonna say we'd get some cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

__LANGUAGE__!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chauncy uses bold. typical

by Anonymous 13 years ago

favvkes uses emote! It's not very effective...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's Chauncy, what'd you expect?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chauncy picks. Chauncy Pickles Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch GO CHAUNCY <i>pickles</i>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

0MG can someone teach me how to italics?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

/ / blah blah / / minus the spaces is //blah blah// while * * WOW * * without the spaces is **WOW** and finally _ _ okay _ _ is actually __okay__ when you remove its spaces.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I **finally** __get__ //it//

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd gobble gobble that up all night long hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get ass every day hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice to know you are in the holiday spirit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to be the killjoy or anything, but they didn't even have turkey on the first Thanksgiving.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unfortunately, there wasn't any donkey, either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's more to life than sex fyi.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, was only a joke. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that, too! Who says I don't?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is nothing more importent than sex. NOTHING!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WAIT. Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

killed it

http://ctrlv.in/47401

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i c wut u did thar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know right? i is so funny hardy har-har.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/47411

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can do without turkey, for me the best part of thanksgiving is the pumpkin pie yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's the overindulgence. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's is the homemade cranberry sauce!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ew. :L

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 the they didn't have donkeys in America during the 1600's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teehee, people didn't have asses before the 1600's...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAT ASS. E:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/47403

by Anonymous 13 years ago

congratulations, sir. for the first time since i've been on this website i actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That smarts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CHAUNCY SAID, "THAT SMARTS". Did you hear that time?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

loud and clear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Glad I could help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if it was served by everyone. I still wouldn't get any ass. http://vizard.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/why-god-why1.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww you never get any except that granny. frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is someone stalking me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can have mine!

http://myfacewhen.com/129/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fawkes should have //never// started this picture posting thing http://ctrlv.in/47563

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Berty boy, you know it's good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ass yummmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's your favorite flavor? Mine's dingleberry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My fav is original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. I made the joke. Mine was also a joke because I said I like dingleberries and said gross when you said you like original. I (the guy who enjoys tiny balls of poop in butt hair) said that regular was gross. It is a statement that does not make sense and is meant to bring the lulz. There, I killed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why "we all"? Most of the world doesn't even celebrate it. I know I'm being a killjoy again, I just dislike Americans (and in this case, Thanksgiving-celebrators) assuming everyone on the site shares the same culture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Listen, I'm Jewish. During Christmas time people go around saying Merry Christmas to everyone. When they say it to me, I say "You to!". I don't say "YOU DIRTY BASTARD I AM A JEWISH MINORITY AND YOU SHOULDN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BEING NICE TO PEOPLE!!!!", because it doesn't matter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol I don't do that either, like saying Bless You even if I'm atheist, things like that, but this is a site, it's not America, so it's not right to say "WE'RE ALL AMERICANS HERE" on a post and let it bet ignored. That's why I'm commenting angrily.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They aren't though. It's also not like there have never been Christmas posts saying that we are all Christians here. The same idea applies. People just say things to the majority and if it doesn't really harm the minority, then get over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol what? you didn't like what I had to say so you deleted your comments? Ill post them again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happy Thanksgiving!! We've all got something to be thankful for. But anyway in regards to your comment, Anthony approved this, and I think it's cool that he's acknowledging other peoples cultures. Also if you notice the American tag up there, this was directed at Americans. We aren't that dumb ... Well not all of us are, we know other countries don't celebrate thanksgiving.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I'm sure other countries, like as a whole, don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Maybe the "minorities" do. And again I think you should consider the tags. Jokes, America, Thanksgiving. This doesn't have to apply to you, especially if you already feel that it doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was only trying to use your "minorities" logic. You are way overexagerating. MLIA: I keep reading amirite? posts about Americans doing American things. sob sob Is this wrong or what? Like I said if you already feel left out, don't try putting yourself in, and then try making people feel bad for excluding you. This is so petty, you really don't need to feel any unfairness

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm actually going to write them all here, if you don't mind "(cry2) Sorry. I just don't think it's fair to the minority of us on this site who aren't of American culture, because we keep getting ignored in posts like these. I didn't understand the second half of what you said though." "Actually, some other countries do celebrate it. And lol Anthony's probably the biggest America-lover I have ever seen, so that's no surprise. And sure, I'm not against this post being POTD or anything, just that more and more posts are talking to us as if we're all of one culture, like "we'd all be getting..." refers to the site's population as all American." "Lol, now you're ignoring the minority of //countries// to celebrate something? While we're arguing for the minority of Amirite users being ignored? And tags don't eliminate filtering posts. Just like a post about period being terrible shouldn't just say "You feel..." and only include For Girls in the tags. It should still say toward which group of people this post is meant: "Girls: you feel..." " "You know what's funny? I make a little comment, and a trillion of people answer and say I'm wrong and to suck it up, and when I answer, it ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... and when I answer, it looks like a giant fight and as if I'm making a big fuss out of it. I really don't care more than for 1 little comment. Chill out, everyone who answered." Also, chill out mods who deleted all these comments. I thought we had right of speech on this site, what the hell. I'm going to argue as much as I like, and disagree on as many things as I want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know what I think happened, that guy that replied to you first got suspended for what he said or he deleted them himself, thus making the rest of the thread disappear. Makes sense, bit anyway maybe reposting our comments was a bit pointless, they arent even in order, so it makes no sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh, if anyone cares they could just read yours and mine one by one and try to match them up. After all, I posted mine in the same order as you. But it //was// pretty selfish of that guy to just delete his comment since it had all those others attached.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't delete anything, and I'm not the type to delete my comments anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they're gone so I just assumed *shrug*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aw man, now I have to re-post my replies to your comments too. Damn those mods/admins who deleted all that shit. Comments are made for opinions, they had no right to delete everything, even if it was an argument.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you're right this site is about opinions, so I'll just leave you alone when you start complaining.... Wanna be friends? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you mean friends or //friends// hello

?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was meant to be friendly but now it just looks suggestive. Let's just be friends, because it would be difficult to be //friends// over the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok!

by Anonymous 13 years ago