+531 people talk about germs and bacteria all the time and how they dont want to touch germy stuff like bathroom door handles, yet they touch money all time forgetting that its probably the most germy thing on this planet, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fact: 90% of legal US dollars have traces of cocaine on it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and its all thanks to me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mmhmm. They also have 0.000014% sperm on them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i never said i licked money besides i have sperm on my hand all the time from jacking off, in fact im gonna start using my money like cum rags from now on, thanks for the idea

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No problem. Also, they only have cum because prostitutes use that money to get more guys.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They did that on MythBusters. I believe that a sponge was the most harmful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(@ Ram27) I was just gonna say that :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You beat me to the cocaine comment! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago