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Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?

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You had me at "Fuck Boy Scouts."

Anonymous +192Reply
@You had me at "Fuck Boy Scouts."

Haha, unbelievable sick coz one of those popes definitely was fucking boys...

Anonymous 0Reply

We sign in blood at the top of mount everest

th3dons avatar th3don Yeah You Are +119Reply

Where is the sign-up sheet for this Man Scouts?

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +77Reply
@Simon Where is the sign-up sheet for this Man Scouts?

In a swamp full of piranhas in the Amazon rainforest.

@amiritesucksnow In a swamp full of piranhas in the Amazon rainforest.

Thats just the location of the directions to the real signup sheet. The real one is in the middle of the Empty Quarter floating on quicksand.

Also piranhas only live in the river. Those are the goldfish released by the Man Scouts after getting too big for the swimming pool.

was I the only one that read this post with the power thirst voice?

Anonymous +67Reply

Hardcore as you may be, you will never be able to resist the girl scout cookies.

fangirl12s avatar fangirl12 Yeah You Are +57Reply

Fuck the one person who said no. And this is coming from a girl.

Anonymous +50Reply

I hope you know that I now plan on marrying a man scout.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +44Reply
@LittleRed I hope you know that I now plan on marrying a man scout.

leans on table in seductive pose I just so happen to be an eagle manscout.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +71Reply

I want me some of that smoked kraken on a stick.

Annamasauruss avatar Annamasaurus Yeah You Are +40Reply

Wrestle a bear, cut down trees, shoot an arrow on top of a pole and climb it...let's get down to business...

incedios avatar incedio Yeah You Are +38Reply
@UnicornsMakeMeSmile to defeat the Huuuuns!

are Man Scouts as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

@NitaCallahan are Man Scouts as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

I believe they may be. They are definitely have the force of a great typhoon.

@OHdarling As well as the strength of a raging fire.

i've heard rumors that they are swift as a coursing river

Anonymous +41Reply
@NitaCallahan are Man Scouts as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

there is no dark side of the moon. matter of fact its all dark

@xxirishwristwatchxx nope

ok first of all i suggest that you see it immediately and second of all read all the comments after mine...they will begin to sound strangely like song lyrics...

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@1685190

I killed your pussy favvkes

JxKing52s avatar JxKing52 Yeah You Are -1Reply

And for sleeping bunks they sleep on fucking beds on nails with a pillows made of molten lava.

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Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +31Reply
@Ross

Ross, it's Harper! You know me!

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@1686003

Oh, yeah! It's funny, because you always take the form of a green octopus.

I changed "Fuck boy scouts" to "Fuck Boy Scouts" to make it clear you mean the organisation and not the children lol

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +31Reply

this shoulda been POTD

Anonymous +30Reply

That just made my day.

TheBlindMans avatar TheBlindMan Yeah You Are +24Reply
@TheBlindMan That just made my day.

I didn't know that they offered amirite posts in braille

TheBlindMans avatar TheBlindMan Yeah You Are +76Reply
@TheBlindMan Actually that's what turning on 'blind mode' does.

Man, it's hard to keep up with all these updates. First drawing, now literal blind mode? What next?

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@1685647

Oh really, what was the response?

Anonymous 0Reply

Thanks, my day just got a whole lot better. And the MAN SCOUTS can have fundraisers by selling grenades and other weapons, right?

Anonymous +24Reply

We eat RAW NAILS, NAPALM, and PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES for breakfast!

Vexs avatar Vex Yeah You Are +20Reply
ginnypotter93s avatar ginnypotter93 Yeah You Are +18Reply

Is Chuck Norris The head man scout?

@bitch_i_aint_cho_chang Is Chuck Norris The head man scout?

Pfft! These boy scouts EAT Chuck Norris for breakfast... without any milk!

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it's a play on words. bitch_i_aint_cho_chang said "Is Chuck Norris The head man scout?", implying that the man scouts are in the same manliness bracket as chuck norris. But i used similar words to say "Chuck Norris GIVES head to the man scouts" (where giving head is a BJ), implying that compared to the man scouts, Chuck Norris is actually inferior.

REALLY PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -3Reply
@Favvkes means ppl don't get it

You think people didn't like it because they didn't get it? Lol no, even after you explained it, it's still not funny or clever.

Sorry I'm being so critical, I'm usually a fan of your comments but sometimes you try too hard.

Too much awesome for one post.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +16Reply

And our meeting area is the Salty Spatoon. Don't bother trying to come if you're a weenie wary smilie

For some reason, this reminds me of Epic Meal Time.

AnnDeevas avatar AnnDeeva Yeah You Are +13Reply

OP, ever heard of Hyperbole and A Half?

Anonymous +12Reply

I'll only join if we can drink our own piss!

Anonymous +11Reply
@I'll only join if we can drink our own piss!

Well then you're out of luck because that's not manly, that's just fucking gross

Anonymous +27Reply

and they must also drink vodka with their bare fist!

Anonymous +9Reply
@Um... what?

as opposed to a glove fist y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Um... what?

Weird. That was the same reaction I had to your name..

and their uniforms would be NO uniforms http://ctrlv.in/78017

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +8Reply

I want to be a man scout! D:

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +6Reply

Dammit, I'm jealous. Woman Scouts just don't sound as cool.

@lien Dammit, I'm jealous. Woman Scouts just don't sound as cool.

Woman scouts: Activities include cooking, laundry, washing dishes, and "fun time in the mouth"s.

Sounds fine to me.

Anonymous -5Reply

A Man Scout shoots rifle targets shotguns. While somebody is holding it.

Ethans avatar Ethan Yeah You Are +2Reply

they say the most manly men arent afraid of showing their feminine side, so lets take up ballet, ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN >:DDD

Anonymous +1Reply
@they say the most manly men arent afraid of showing their feminine side, so lets take up ballet, ON THE SURFACE OF...

your attempt at manliness was kinda killed by the angry face thing you did at the end..

Anonymous +31Reply

That was extremely descriptive, lol!

God, I missed this.

This is my favorite post ever! Hahaha

Anonymous 0Reply

Too bad Ross has been inactive for a while.. :'(

Awesome...

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@1685242

why is it the 'muslim' version? that's not correct.

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@1685250

Whoops. Didn't catch on to that, as you can see.

Anonymous 0Reply

This POTD sucks.

@Noon This POTD sucks.

None of you 11 posts are even close to being as good as this post, and really what does that say about you?

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +15Reply
@Blearslyrarer None of you 11 posts are even close to being as good as this post, and really what does that say about you?

just because Noon hasn't come up with any good posts doesn't mean he can't tell what a good POTD is

Anonymous +4Reply
@just because Noon hasn't come up with any good posts doesn't mean he can't tell what a good POTD is

Firstly *she
And second instead of complaining about POTD choice, people should make better posts than it

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +1Reply

That sounds unbelievably homosexual.

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Geoffs avatar Geoff Yeah You Are +62Reply
@Geoff It actually doesn't.

I don't think it's possible to say "BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO" and "scouts" in the same post without it sounding somewhat gay.

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