Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A...

That sounds unbelievably homosexual.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It actually doesn't.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think it's possible to say "BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO" and "scouts" in the same post without it sounding somewhat gay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post just proved you wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And it's a big deal that it sounds gay because...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/78046

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please notice the thumbs up equivalent arrow on comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just acknowledging it. Don't know if he'd actually look throught the YYA's for me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know you just said you were camwhoring, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

camwhore?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. He commented thumbs up instead of voting thumbs up because that way he'd be more visible. That's a form of camwhoring.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you're understanding why I did it. Had I not commented back, he would've not known I thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where is the sign-up sheet for this Man Scouts?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In a swamp full of piranhas in the Amazon rainforest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats just the location of the directions to the real signup sheet. The real one is in the middle of the Empty Quarter floating on quicksand. Also piranhas only live in the river. Those are the goldfish released by the Man Scouts after getting too big for the swimming pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just made my day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't know that they offered amirite posts in braille

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually that's what turning on 'blind mode' does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, it's hard to keep up with all these updates. First drawing, now literal blind mode? What next?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Video responses...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We sign in blood at the top of mount everest

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is Chuck Norris The head man scout?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pfft! These boy scouts EAT Chuck Norris for breakfast... without any milk!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*man scouts Fix'd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, Clint Eastwood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Liam Fucking Neeson MUTHAFUCKA!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget that on Tuesdays we have the PUNCH TROUT IN THE FACE CONTEST followed by CHOPPING DOWN TREES WITH YOUR DICK!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL. "timberrrrrr..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Breaking wood with wood?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had the wierdest boner just now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awesome...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wrestle a bear, cut down trees, shoot an arrow on top of a pole and climb it...let's get down to business...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

to defeat the Huuuuns!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

are Man Scouts as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe they may be. They are definitely have the force of a great typhoon.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As well as the strength of a raging fire.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i've heard rumors that they are swift as a coursing river

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there is no dark side of the moon. matter of fact its all dark

by Anonymous 14 years ago

have you ever seen the movie Mulan?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nope

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ok first of all i suggest that you see it immediately and second of all read all the comments after mine...they will begin to sound strangely like song lyrics...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my comment too should sound like song lyrics. i'm disappointed that no one got my reference

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what are you referring to?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pECzUMVcKqA at the end of the song. (listen to the whole thing though)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGS9auPPDsg here's a better example. usually you can hear this at the end of Pink Floyd's "Eclipse"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

got it. you should still see Mulan

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think i will. Never been much of a disney movie guy. lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

psssh fine, be that way :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eclipse, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone gets it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck the one person who said no. And this is coming from a girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I want me some of that smoked kraken on a stick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope you know that I now plan on marrying a man scout.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*leans on table in seductive pose* I just so happen to be an eagle manscout.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pft, I'm already married to a man scout

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and they must also drink vodka with their bare fist!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um... what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

as opposed to a glove fist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird. That was the same reaction I had to your name..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this shoulda been POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Check.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was 2010. Amazing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to be a man scout! D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks, my day just got a whole lot better. And the MAN SCOUTS can have fundraisers by selling grenades and other weapons, right?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We eat RAW NAILS, NAPALM, and PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES for breakfast!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was I the only one that read this post with the power thirst voice?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is my favorite post ever! Hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And for sleeping bunks they sleep on fucking beds on nails with a pillows made of molten lava.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Real Man Scouts don't need sleep!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP, ever heard of Hyperbole and A Half?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hardcore as you may be, you will never be able to resist the girl scout cookies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A Man Scout shoots rifle targets shotguns. While somebody is holding it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too much awesome for one post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, and there is a cub scouts for little kids too. Except it's called Grizzly Scouts. And you can join when you kill a bear with your bare hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh. BARE hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEAR hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad Ross has been inactive for a while.. :'(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

surprise

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You had me at "Fuck Boy Scouts."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, unbelievable sick coz one of those popes definitely was fucking boys...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and their uniforms would be NO uniforms http://ctrlv.in/78017

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18336333.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ross, it's Harper! You know me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they say the most manly men arent afraid of showing their feminine side, so lets take up ballet, ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN >:DDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your attempt at manliness was kinda killed by the angry face thing you did at the end..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason, this reminds me of Epic Meal Time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll only join if we can drink our own piss!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then you're out of luck because that's not manly, that's just fucking gross

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This POTD sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

None of you 11 posts are even close to being as good as this post, and really what does that say about you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just because Noon hasn't come up with any good posts doesn't mean he can't tell what a good POTD is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Firstly *she And second instead of complaining about POTD choice, people should make better posts than it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was extremely descriptive, lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit, I'm jealous. Woman Scouts just don't sound as cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woman scouts: Activities include cooking, laundry, washing dishes, and "fun time in the mouth"s. Sounds fine to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wanna know how I know you're single?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And our meeting area is the Salty Spatoon. Don't bother trying to come if you're a weenie wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, I missed this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago