+573 It's sort of weird that one of the few items listed on my local grocery store's coupon handout for the Black Friday sale is a poinsettia. Who goes to a Black Friday grocery store sale with the thought in their mind "HOLD EVERYTHING. I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING POINSETTIA," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually a Christmas decoration/Holiday plant. I think it makes sense...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you want to buy it the day after one big holiday and a month before the next?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They will last until Christmas. Most people put up Christmas decorations right about now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They last forever, I bought one in 2007 and neglected it terribly for a long while, little trooper's still growing and now has three times the flowers it did originally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is one of those posts that make you laugh simply because of the way it's worded. Haha I love this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING POINSETTIA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is one of the few that I actually laughed out loud from.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It has flavor! All you do is chop it up and put it in your food. And then, and then you die. Well at least thats what I've heard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh! Brilliantly worded, I must say. It's the only real reason I loved this post :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoever wrote this post really needs to get an account. This made my week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have one. I just make most of my posts anonymously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago