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No one should die a virgin. amirite?

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No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.

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@820195 (Cashew): To be honest when I posted this, I was dead sure someone would make that remark.

Iwannafingeryous avatar Iwannafingeryou Yeah You Are +4Reply

What about asexuals?

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MONKS. NUNS. CATHOLIC PRIESTS. THE POPE.

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I just saw some priest who got arrested for trying to hire a hitman to kill this kid who told the cops that he forced him at gunpoint to have sex. o.O

The Lovely Bones girl died a virgin, then had sex as a ghost. So there's still a chance if you die a virgin!

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What about 66 million babies killed over the last many years?

Little kids shouldn't have to die, but if they're going to anyway they should damn well be virgins. I can't believe so many people agreed with this.

How about non-abstinence abstaining, adult people?

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*loopholes?

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Hahaha lupols.

Anonymous +14Reply

Can`t believe anyone no wayed this and to those saying "the pope, nuns, etc." its not saying that no one will die a virgin its saying no one should have to die a virgin!

thatsjustmiis avatar thatsjustmii Yeah You Are 0Reply
@thatsjustmii Can`t believe anyone no wayed this and to those saying "the pope, nuns, etc." its not saying that no one will die a...

What about the girl from My Sister's Keeper? her mom let her have sex with a grossly older guy just because she was dying. In this case it was pretty nasty.

Anonymous 0Reply

I think of that everytime someone young dies.

Masons avatar Mason Yeah You Are 0Reply

nobody dies a virgin because in the end life fucks us all

What about someone who only has sex with children?

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