+3,820 The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I predict a future POTD. ^_^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You, sir, are correct.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They see deeper than that... They can look at your junk. And if you refuse, they fondle your privates... I'm never gonna fly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No they don't. Unless you've been labeled a possible security risk, you have the option to just go through normal metal detectors. And if you refuse to go through either metal detectors or scanners, they do a pat down that takes like five seconds. When they get to your junk, they use the back of their hand, no groping. The media's just blown this thing way out of proportion. On Thanksgiving, it took travelers and average of just 2 minutes to go through security at Logan Airport (in Boston close to me).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's completely ridiculous...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ugh, I know. Such a hassle to try to ensure you get to your destination ok.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh alot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Plus I hear that there are no age limitations meaning they can feel up a minor... cause OBVIOUSLY that little girl is hiding some knives under her pink flower shirt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There was a video of a TSA officer who patted down a little girl. Yeah, some crazy people might use them to transport drugs and weapons or whatever, but why all of a sudden aren't the metal detectors enough like they used to be, especially for kids?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oknGfYjVeyI&feature=related

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay just shut up! I've gotten pat-downs since I was 8 years old because I have a pacemaker. Every single one has been very professional. They always have women do it to women and men to men. When they get to your junk, they use the back of their hands and they don't even touch girls' boobs. All the talk about it is just going to make it 15 times harder to travel because people have to take everything to the extremes. I think it's a very good safety practice and yes, kids could be hiding something if their parents strapped it on them. There are twisted people out there that would have a kid do that. I would much rather have a pat-down than have my airplane blown up or have someone stab me during the flight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I second this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was going to post that almost word-for-word. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, I was expecting negative points on that comment. Cool beans :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XkR06e-kos

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you want to see london, france or sweden,↲If there is bombs in your bum, you'll bet we'll see them

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Overkill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Killtackular! Killing Frenzy! Killtrocity! Killtastrophe! Kilamanjaro! Killionaire!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Halo 3 FTW! That was my thought also, funnily enough. That guys' voice is awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, killing frenzy shouldn't be in there :\

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah it's been awhile since I last played xbox so I probably screwed it up haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wonder if people fap to the security scanner photos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They do :/ http://failblog.org/2010/11/23/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-tsa-fail/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

....Oh my god.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh shit that's my airport!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you read the comments, you would see that the news article is fake. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was getting patted down and I told them, "I think we've made it to first base." Haha, it was funny... too bad she didn't think so.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude by what i've heard you make it way past 1st base

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oooo. Hehe. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573 ^so wait what base is that?!^ p.s. that guy shares my last name.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait why would he arrest him?? It's not sexual assault?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teehee, cummings.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait... first base is kissing and that is what they DON'T do. If anything you made it to second or third. Haha... Good joke, though, I'm so going to use that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The win in this post is unbelievable.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahahha! Can I use this as my facebook status? Doesn't matter what you say, I'm still using it :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if this doesn't get POTD'd then i don't know what will

by Anonymous 14 years ago

guess what.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahhh wow! My teacher showed this to us today. I was going to put it up here too!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I approve.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this was good lulz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would be really awkward if you got a boner while they were checking you.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

considering its people of the same sex patting you down... yeah...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone should get over it. Would you rather be blown up 50,000 feet in the air? I think not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

StJimmy, this post made me smile as did your name!! Saint Jimmy rules! -Johnny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(in my smooth british accent) ah, but they must inspect your trousers and blouses. For the chaps they send the queer ladymen to check your extra passenger travelling in your undies and his baggage. As for the lasses, they send a raving lesbian bent on stripping you naked for thier own deviant pleasure. Therefore don't make a trip across the pond to France, because there they all like the men, so most of you are out of luck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh god what a fitting ad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess you say "London" and "France" because you never tried to entere to USA as a visitant but the security staff, might not ask you to undress so they can SEE, but they certainly do TOUCH everywhere. ¬¬

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you serious? You are really stupid. It's referencing "I see london I see France. I see so and so's underpants!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My aunt was right... they just need a capsule that everyone must go through and if you have any explosives on you, they detonate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds like a great idea!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Saint Jimmy>All the other saints. Green Day FTW!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, first off, this post is great, amazing, i love it. But why, WHY would anyone click "no way" for it? I just don't understand what there is that one could disagree with. So for all you no way-ers....Suck it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just so you know OP, I love this post and I think it does deserve to be POTD. But, having the post if the day picked a month in advanced my BUTT! this post was made only like a week or two ago! Blah Still like the post though :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The least they can do is take us out out to dinner afterwards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

69 comments woooooo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice one -_- (you made it 70 btw)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i know =]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can't see London, can't see France, till we see your underpants...plz?

by Anonymous 14 years ago