+608 Phone commercials need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Twitter and Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2010, we can update Facebook from our toasters, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

toast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Inb4 realdizzy "FRENCH toast"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Taken straight off Ruminations.com. Written a while back!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i only said yya from the from our toasters part

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A message from the past?! Quick! Read it! It may contain warnings future disasters!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm trying to understand your logic, and I can't. Why would people from the past know more about the future than us in the present?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And that would be the joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone updated their status from a calculator once :|

by Anonymous 14 years ago