Girls: getting hit in the eye by cum hurts, amirite?

I saw a shirt yesterday.. It said swallow... Or its going in your eye. It was hilarious. I wanted to cry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha that's awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I promise ill aim for your mouth ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hope u can open wide lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope YOU can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao. Aim or open wide? Cuz i got aim like a sniper, but i dont, and never will, suck dick. Not unless i was offered 42 million dollars. Not a penny less.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey dude there's this awesome thing on amirite called a reply button, you should check it out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't think it works from the mobile site, could be wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on the mobile site right now lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you aren't... It doesn't show the little phone on the left. However, you can, and I have, many a time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, maybe it doesn't show it from iPhones? Cuz that's what I'm using

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just replied right now with my iPhone. And it works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fair enough, I just know that it didn't used to work. Maybe it was the app? I don't even know. You know what, forget it. I have no clue what I'm talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats still kind of scary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if you were given the ablility to fly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*faps furiously*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did this get homepaged with one extra-OP vote?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...that's why I close my eyes when my boyfriend wants to cum on my face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cum on my face? That's a waste of a load. I guzzle my boyfriend's loads. Love it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....But of course.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how you can go through the list of people who voted to tell which girls on this site give enough head to have this experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why does this say only girls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mAybe lol. And i have a ghetto phone. So the reply button doesnt work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i will never give head idgaf whats in it for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have fun getting a guy to go down on you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 12 and what is this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is cum? im 15 and i never learned it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

urban dictionary

by Anonymous 13 years ago