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What's the only STD a blonde virgin can get? Trick question, there are no blonde virgins, amirite?

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BRB, dying my hair blond to get laid.

Haha, I only looked at the comments because I knew there would be a bunch of people getting all offended at the joke.

heysoulsisters avatar heysoulsister Yeah You Are +19Reply

I am a blonde virgin...

Sky198s avatar Sky198 No Way +10Reply
@Sky198 I am a blonde virgin...

Obviously you're lying. They don't exist.

Anonymous +6Reply
@Obviously you're lying. They don't exist.

There's a lot of ugly blondes you apparently haven't seen.

Anonymous +6Reply
@Obviously you're lying. They don't exist.

Don’t worry about it; they’re just bad at jokes. I guess that’s the problem, considering the post is one...

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@819221

Nice brown hair in your profile pic.

Anonymous +29Reply
@Nice brown hair in your profile pic.

That's not her, it's a singer.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +7Reply
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@966148

Wow I was making a joke XD

Anonymous -2Reply
@Sky198 I am a blonde virgin...

@819221 (SOFTBALL8): It's obviously a joke...

Anonymous 0Reply

What did they do, have sex in the womb?

Anonymous +9Reply

I'm a blonde virgin :)

I'm a blonde seventeen year old virgin :)

Anonymous +5Reply

thats really dumb, i know you're making a joke and everything, but I'm blond and I'm a virgin. Thats a really bad joke, and for everyone who knows a blond person thats 3 or something, it's really creepy

Anonymous +5Reply

i was skimming over Random posts and i quickly read this and i thought it said "What's the only STD blonde virgin Cats get?"
Durrrrp.

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@1849885

It's a mixture, I've found. Blondes are depicted in jokes as dumb/fake/easy. Typical Barbie doll stuff.

ThreeScoopMavens avatar ThreeScoopMaven Yeah You Are +2Reply

haha why is being a virgin a good thing? sex is a wonderful thing and its nothing but appropriate that everyone should be able to enjoy it(if they have a partner).

being a virgin does not have to be something to be proud of, or anything to be ashamed of either, and the same if you have had sex...

Anonymous +1Reply
@haha why is being a virgin a good thing? sex is a wonderful thing and its nothing but appropriate that everyone...

This. Some people want to have sex, others do not. Someone shouldn't feel like they are better than anyone else because of whether or not they've had intercourse.

OH WOW ALL YOU BLONDE PEOPLE YOU SURE SHOWED THIS GUY BY NOT HAVING SEX BRAVO BRAVO ON NOT GETTING A DICK CAUGHT IN YOUR VAGINA HERE TAKE MY RESPECT

Haha it's funny but no. I'm a semi attractive blonde and I'm still a virgin in my senior year of high school

i have a blonde friend who's a virgin..i am a blonde who's not a virgin myself though aha

@why you motherfucking whore, go die in a fire slut!

erm that does not make me a slut/whore. I've been dating the guy for over a year and I'm 16 in England, which is legal in my country and I waited until I was legal. I don't go sleeping around so don't make assumptions :/

@Liloquand erm that does not make me a slut/whore. I've been dating the guy for over a year and I'm 16 in England, which is...

no. you're a fucking slut for having sex before marriage, you deserve to get AIDS and die!

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@no. you're a fucking slut for having sex before marriage, you deserve to get AIDS and die!

She's not a slut. She's been with her loving boyfriend for years (well, almost years) and I'm sure they took every precaution necessary. She doesn't deserve to get AIDS. It's better than a 13 year old who sleeps around with guys at her school.

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@991427

I needed to vent :$

Anonymous 0Reply

<3

SexyMonkeys avatar SexyMonkey Yeah You Are -2Reply

Love!

track_stars avatar track_star Yeah You Are -2Reply

I've worked hard to stay a blonde virgin! Its hard work, especially when you are attractive like me ;)

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