When you get a bruise, 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% dont even realize they have it, and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts. You're the 1% that does all three, amirite?

+529 When you get a bruise, 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% dont even realize they have it, and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts. You're the 1% that does all three, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like it'd be a Facebook page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it IS a facebook page. way to be original, poster!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's contradictory. You can't not notice it and remember how you got it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

It has already been pointed out that you can't poke it and not know you have it... but if 1% do all three shouldn't the 'yya' votes be lower than the 'no way' votes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate those "you're the 1% that does such-n-such" things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Copy and paste this status if you agree! ... I mean, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently, I'm in the small percent that thinks poking a bruise is disgusting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

83% of percentages are made up on the spot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago