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Dumbledore knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone. That's why his beard is so big, it's full of secrets. amirite?

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...And evil takes a human form in Lord Voldemort

I have this theory that if he grew back his hair, he'd look like a brittish woman.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +27Reply

Plus his dad invented Chocolate Frog cards so he's like super rich.

mchristies avatar mchristie Yeah You Are +26Reply

But this one time, his parents bought him the really cool pair of gold robes for Hanukkah, but gold robes was Aberforth's thing, so Albus had to pretend like he didn't like them. :(

OFrabjousDays avatar OFrabjousDay Yeah You Are +19Reply

Best movie ever made combined with best book series ever written.

Well there are a lot of tweaked versions of this joke.
I've heard "Tom Riddle knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his Chamber's so big. it's full of secrets."

A little more appropriate, don't you think?

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http://www.amirite.net/382144
Hogwarts is waaay too gossipy.

lmfao! haha!! oh this is bitchin.

Anonymous 0Reply

Was it supposed to sound like the movie mean girls when they describe Gretchen or is that just a coincidence?

Anonymous -4Reply

no its just that the person who made it up decided to give the character a beard. Cuz its not real. fuck harry potter. Go drink drain cleaner....

Anonymous -23Reply
@no its just that the person who made it up decided to give the character a beard. Cuz its not real. fuck harry...

(FuckYouHarryPotte...): Some one has something up their ass. Calm the hell down. We know it's not real, this was a joke.

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