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+7Because I like Justin Bieber and Eminem...someone is gonna thing I'm insane, amirite?
...And evil takes a human form in Lord Voldemort
I have this theory that if he grew back his hair, he'd look like a brittish woman.
Plus his dad invented Chocolate Frog cards so he's like super rich.
But this one time, his parents bought him the really cool pair of gold robes for Hanukkah, but gold robes was Aberforth's thing, so Albus had to pretend like he didn't like them. :(
Best movie ever made combined with best book series ever written.
Well there are a lot of tweaked versions of this joke.
I've heard "Tom Riddle knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his Chamber's so big. it's full of secrets."
A little more appropriate, don't you think?
Oh crap, that was the link lol.
http://www.amirite.net/382144
Hogwarts is waaay too gossipy.
lmfao! haha!! oh this is bitchin.
Was it supposed to sound like the movie mean girls when they describe Gretchen or is that just a coincidence?
that was the point :)
duuhhhh. that's why its so great
no its just that the person who made it up decided to give the character a beard. Cuz its not real. fuck harry potter. Go drink drain cleaner....
(FuckYouHarryPotte...):Someone's jealous...
(FuckYouHarryPotte...): Some one has something up their ass. Calm the hell down. We know it's not real, this was a joke.