Girls, great diet idea. Buy expensive lipstick that looks great on you, and then eat really slowly and carefully so it doesn't rub off, and so you don't waste the lipstick by reapplying. When you eat like that, you eat less, amirite?

+351 Girls, great diet idea. Buy expensive lipstick that looks great on you, and then eat really slowly and carefully so it doesn't rub off, and so you don't waste the lipstick by reapplying. When you eat like that, you eat less, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eating slowly gives your stomach more time to digest, thus allowing you to consume even more food. If you eat quickly, your stomach will fill up quickly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would have put that there, but then it would be obnoxiously long

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooooor. Buy a super expensive dress or whatever and make it however many sizes smaller you wanna be. Throw away the reciept and thus making you wanna loose weight o fit in it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, if you're poor like me and all you can afford is a 35 dollar lipstick... but whatever works for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Buy something cheap and nice :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lipstick is gross. It's made of lard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and fish scales. No seriously, it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could go on the water diet! Just eat/drink: Water Water salad Water soup Water pancakes Ice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could just eat healthily and excersise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but that just sucks, and I'm lazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ew, diets. I'm good thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago