Andy's mom's toys probably engage a stimulating conversation.
I fell into the floor when I read that.
"Into" the floor?
Hey, don't be hating on people who think I'm funny.
I want to thumbs up your comment, but it's at 69. Too perfect.
OSHI- sorry I didn't notice and I thumbed up.
my thoughts: oh did she keep her old toys to pass on to her children in the attic or something? wait... rereads carefully...OH!
haha same here :P
If you don't get this you're not old enough to use a computer yet.
My inner child is crying, but I'm lmfao
Anyone who didn't get this the moment they read it really need to get their head in the gutter.
He runs Amirite and he's a lawyer.. He doesn't have time for family.
Took me a while to get it XD
Reading some of these comments, I feel like a perv for getting this right away XD
definitely took me a while to get it, but when i did i laughed :)
The middle of wendys..
Hey, either use the mobile icon or the reply button.
points to mobile icon
:# It wasn't there before...
Took me a few seconds, then it came to me.
I laughed.. and then was depressed because this had never occurred to me and I felt a little disturbed at the prospect of it.
LMAO.... then wondered if this could possibly be intentional on the movie writers parts...then LMAO some more. Thanks!
I got this right away. I'm worried whether I'm just smart, or my minds in the wrong place. :/
No, seriously, this is clever.
You is sooo cleva.
At first, I was like ????, but then my mind stumbled into the gutter, and I lol'd.
It makes so much sense now that i read it, especially the names
Andy went to college.
This post made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my drink. Bravo, bravo.
great because of us its 71
They never actually say she is single....maybe the dad is in the army? i agree that a divorce or death or lack of marriage is most likely but it isn't certain
This made me giggle
I'm sorry to say
the follow up kinda killed it for me... :/
I literally l'dol. Now people are looking at me funny...
How exactly do you l'dol?
lol = laugh out loud
l'dol = laughed out loud (kind of)
where are you?
If you don't understand you're not old enough to be on this site yet.
No, this is Patrick. :(
No, this is Jeopardy.
No. This is the Amazing Race.
Max, I repeat, I hate you.
Thanks for rubbing this in on Facebook AND the homepage.
I'm sorry, but I had to.
Me: "Wait, wha- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Cool story bro.
Yeah, you should tell it at parties.
Lol. Took me awhile.
that episode is now my favorite of all time.
a lot of comments....
MAX, I HATE YOU. SFM.
Why would it ruin it?
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
II don't have a dirty mind, someone explain.
scroll to the bottom, press page up. repeat as necessary.
People are idiots. Plain and simple
yes, it is.
I don't get this, someone explain
Read the earlier comments.
I don't get it /:
what does it mean?
It's so bright, so vivid…
double rainbow, double rainbow; so intense.
wait...what. I DONT GET THIS!
gtfo 12 year old
I am 12 and what is this
THIS IS SPARTA
lol jk this is amirite gtfo
or as some people say ''tits or GTFO''
(Anthony lolol): oh that too
It's implying that his mom's toys are sex toys. Hence, sharing the names "Buzz" and "Woody".
It was implied the guy was 12 and didn't need to find out....
It wasn't just for him, it was so people would stop asking.
The chances of people who are seeking to find out actually reading all the comments to see if it's been asked before, instead of just asking again, is pretty low. Besides, it's one of those things, if you have to ask, then you probably can't afford it.
Btw the whole argument you have on amiwrong that's on your profile, what's the point? Half these people are adults who took chemistry ages ago and don't give two shits about it anymore. You're 16 you probably just learned it a day before the argument. Is that supposed to be impressive?
Actually, I think most people who don't get the joke would just scroll through the comments or use ctrl+f to find the answer. And the point of the thing on amiwrong is that I just thought it was funny someone was trying to sound so smart but just made themselves look like an idiot, especially when they could've just googled it and saved themselves the embarrasment.
Also, the fact that the person felt it so important to try and correct someone else means that they obviously cared. And you shouldn't assume things about people, I was only 16 when I commented but I've been in college level biology courses for a while now, so I knew what I was talking about. I wasn't trying to impress anyone with my infinite knowledge of the body's chemical processes (sarcasm). I was just kind of proud that I helped get something on amiwrong.
Hmm, fair enough for your second part, but scroll through here and read the comments, better yet use the ctrl f and save your self the time, but I can guarantee you that the question has been asked after you answered it. Because it's always the same, not only on this comment, but on a post with as small as 10 comments, two people would ask the same question after having it answered to a third person.
But it's still fewer people than would ask if no one had answered.
Still though, you didn't say anything about the point I made with, "If you have to ask, then you probably can't afford it" If they have to ask, then they're probably not old enough to know. Even if they can find out in another way, then they should, you shouldn't spoon feed them. If they want to know badly enough they will.
You can't understand something just because you WANT to, it doesn't work like that. Sometimes, you either get something or you don't. Plus, judging from a lot of the comments, a ton of people didn't get it for a while and I'm pretty sure most of those people are old enough. If you had said that maybe those people aren't smart enough I'd agree with you, but I don't agree that they aren't old enough.
But in any case, if they weren't smart enough, I'd feel bad for them and attempt to enlighten them on this pressing matter. So, I guess you could say it was an act of charity on my part.
How charitable of you. It's not just a matter of intelligence though. I'm pretty sure if you tell this joke to a grown idiot, who has had sex or has seen porn, they would get it. While a young genius, wouldn't understand the humour in it
For the rest who dont get it, Woody/Buzz could also be sex toy names
i hope the toys never run into you, cuz you're a buzz kill
Edited it for you
you're kind of tardy rocky but i still love you
I read "tardy" as some kind of way of saying "retarded" so at first I was like
then you were like
Indeed I was.
lol how and why did i type that thank you my good man
I do that all the time.
If you say it it ruins it. People need to figure it out themselves or it isn't as funny.