You know, it would have been much easier for Bruno Mars to use a keyboard to serenade his girl instead of hauling around a giant friggin piano. Amirite?
FUN FACT! Pianos are in no way related to the growth in a human penis. http://www.ehow.com/about_58066...le-growth.html According to the ehow article on growing penii the only two ways to do so are by penile exercises, and DHT. DHT is the growth hormone released during puberty. I'm just trying to help any way I can...
Bruno: "Ill catch a grenade for you and kill myself for you." Random Girl: "No please don't... Now I don't want to be with you, but I also don't want to be the cause of your suicide."
whenever i think of bruno mars, i think of the movie bruno, and whenever i think of the movie bruno, i think of borat, and whenever i think of borat, i think of this:
Pianos are sexier.
And are proven to give you a larger penis.
You are sexy. And you give me a larger penis.
It just feels that way because my throat is so shallow.
FUN FACT! Pianos are in no way related to the growth in a human penis. http://www.ehow.com/about_58066...le-growth.html According to the ehow article on growing penii the only two ways to do so are by penile exercises, and DHT. DHT is the growth hormone released during puberty. I'm just trying to help any way I can...
Dwight you ignorant slut
My piano comes with helpful penis weights so I can work it out while I play.
It's incredibly convenient
What's the best way to bring down a boner? Using pianos as penis weights!
He could have used a guitar.. Learnt a whole new way to please his girl with his hands.
How did Anthony figure out that jmayrod posted this anonymously?
(Chauncy Pickles): Well, you see, things like anonymity, Invisibility Cloaks, etc. don't faze Ant.
(Chauncy Pickles): He's got the power to see who posted anonymously. Look at the comments here: http://www.amirite.net/108663
But not because of the quality of this sentence's grammar.
Done.
haha "mod powers"...funny.
I see no humor.
what? Really? I think "mod Powers" is quite funny actually...idk made me giggle.
Cause it's jmayrod in disguise...
The real problem with Bruno Mars is that he has weird hair.
I think it's adorable!:)
I personally think it looks like something died on the top of his head.
dont worry i think its cute too!
:)
i catch a piano for you...
I caught syphilis from you.
Ohh yay! Finally changed... Also, Bruno Mars has some of the dumbest lyrics in the world.
Bruno: "Ill catch a grenade for you and kill myself for you." Random Girl: "No please don't... Now I don't want to be with you, but I also don't want to be the cause of your suicide."
Damn this is deep
Or he play a piano at his house. So he would have to ask her to come over to his house. If you know what I mean. >;->
whenever i think of bruno mars, i think of the movie bruno, and whenever i think of the movie bruno, i think of borat, and whenever i think of borat, i think of this:
in conclusion, bruno mars =
Now that's just wrong.... shudders
Ya know what isn't easy? Serenading a girl with a grenade. You hit one wrong note, and she could end your life.
Yay, another POTD on Bruno Mars! :p
amirite should have a sarcasm indicator.
(Chauncy Pickles): I said it because the first one was mine. :$
Is Bruno Mars really a terrorist? I heard that in some blog! I hope it's not true!
Or use U-haul.
Or he could have learned to play the flute...if you know what I mean... No, that's like the worst instrument ever...that would just scare her off.
"from the first kiss your eyes were wide open, why were they open?"
Well bruno how'd you know her eyes were open? were yours open?
Hypocrite
Was this at the Grammys or something?
In the music video for Grenade, he drags a piano to some train tracks and plays the piano.
Well that seems a tad unnecessary.
Aw, honey, are you new? We don't do that here.
YOU SUCK AT LIFE YOU CUM CHUGGING BITCH WHORE SCUBA DIVING PROSTITUTE FROM LEMON CANDY DROPS OF WONKA GOODNESS BREAKFASTFAN'S MOM PRUNE JUICE POO.
Should I delete this comment? Y/N
YYS
Y
The best way to get rid of her is to eat that french toast.
DanielJames (#1044220): I was tested, you must have been cheating on me.
I love the username
Oh, I get it. A love-related post was made POTD on Valentine's Day.