+1,237 You know, it would have been much easier for Bruno Mars to use a keyboard to serenade his girl instead of hauling around a giant friggin piano. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pianos are sexier. And are proven to give you a larger penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are sexy. And you give me a larger penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It just feels that way because my throat is so shallow.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

FUN FACT! Pianos are in no way related to the growth in a human penis. http://www.ehow.com/about_58066...le-growth.html According to the ehow article on growing penii the only two ways to do so are by penile exercises, and DHT. DHT is the growth hormone released during puberty. I'm just trying to help any way I can...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My piano comes with helpful penis weights so I can work it out while I play. It's incredibly convenient

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's the best way to bring down a boner? Using pianos as penis weights!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dwight you ignorant slut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohh yay! Finally changed... Also, Bruno Mars has some of the dumbest lyrics in the world.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bruno: "Ill catch a grenade for you and kill myself for you." Random Girl: "No please don't... Now I don't want to be with you, but I also don't want to be the cause of your suicide." Damn this is deep

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The real problem with Bruno Mars is that he has weird hair.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it's adorable!:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I personally think it looks like something died on the top of his head.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dont worry i think its cute too!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i catch a piano for you...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I caught syphilis from you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He could have used a guitar.. Learnt a whole new way to please his girl with his hands. hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or he play a piano at his house. So he would have to ask her to come over to his house. If you know what I mean. >;->

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Was this at the Grammys or something?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the music video for Grenade, he drags a piano to some train tracks and plays the piano.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well that seems a tad unnecessary.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How did Anthony figure out that jmayrod posted this anonymously?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Well, you see, things like anonymity, Invisibility Cloaks, etc. don't faze Ant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): He's got the power to see who posted anonymously. Look at the comments here: http://www.amirite.net/108663

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yay, another POTD on Bruno Mars! :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

amirite should have a sarcasm indicator.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I said it because the first one was mine. :$

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whenever i think of bruno mars, i think of the movie bruno, and whenever i think of the movie bruno, i think of borat, and whenever i think of borat, i think of this: http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_cannes_2.jpg in conclusion, bruno mars = http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_cannes_2.jpg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Now that's just wrong.... *shudders*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DanielJames (#1044220): I was tested, you must have been cheating on me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, I get it. A love-related post was made POTD on Valentine's Day. un

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love the username

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or use U-haul.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ya know what isn't easy? Serenading a girl with a grenade. You hit one wrong note, and she could end your life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is Bruno Mars really a terrorist? I heard that in some blog! I hope it's not true!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or he could have learned to play the flute...if you know what I mean... No, that's like the worst instrument ever...that would just scare her off.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"from the first kiss your eyes were wide open, why were they open?" Well bruno how'd you know her eyes were open? were yours open? Hypocrite

by Anonymous 14 years ago