"The most common lie may be 'I'm fine'", but "No hon, she/he's just a friend from work" is probably getting pretty far up there now, amirite?

+398 "The most common lie may be 'I'm fine'", but "No hon, she/he's just a friend from work" is probably getting pretty far up there now, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's very true, but it's been posted a thousand times already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's not forget, "The check's in the mail." Or "Yeah, baby, it's my first time, too." haha :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "No, I don't have any gum."

by Anonymous 13 years ago