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Think about it: Santa works on his Christmas presents all year; most men wait until Christmas Eve for their last minute shopping. Santa packs a bag full of gifts for all the children of the world; most men can’t pack any bag at all. Santa navigates the entire globe in a night; most men would get lost and then refuse to ask for directions. Santa Claus is actually a woman, amirite?

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Yes, but Santa gets to leave the kitchen.

Santa doesn't conform to stereotypes about what "most men" do.

Anonymous +7Reply

women actually get lost more often than men :)

Santa is an example of the perfect man, by every definition of the word. Don't try to steal him from us.

@shorkian Santa is an example of the perfect man, by every definition of the word. Don't try to steal him from us.

If he's the perfect man, I'm gonna have to gain about 200 pounds, grow a beard, completely re-vamp my wardrobe, and get that "Touch of Gray" hair stuff.

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +6Reply

Santa Claus has a beard.

Anonymous +2Reply

If Santa is a women, then is he/she technically a lesbian if s/he's married to Mrs. Claus?

@Domino If Santa is a women, then is he/she technically a lesbian if s/he's married to Mrs. Claus?

Maybe Mrs. Claus actually does all the work and Santa's just in charge of the elves. O.o

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +1Reply

Santa is not a woman. Shame on you for asking if you're rite about some preposterous idea that implies Santa has allowed the world to think he's something that he's not.

I'm eating chips.

@Roy I'm eating chips.

They better be Doritos... or else.

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are 0Reply

Think about it: Santa doesn't work on christmas presents all year, he sits around while other people do it. Santa also spends most of that year packing his bag. Santa navigates the entire globe refusing to use a GPS, instead relying on the reindeer to direct him. Santa Claus is definetely a woman, amirite?

CyniKills avatar CyniKill Yeah You Are -1Reply
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