Who ever classified dolphins as mammals must of been high. I mean seriously, to be a mammal, you can't swim. Since dolphins can swim, they are fish, amirite?

wow. so that makes humans fish? right...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, why would you think that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

humans are 'mammals' and we can swim and going by your logic if it swims it's a fish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, humans aren't animals though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol nice trolling

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but i'm not a troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quote from your about me: "i'm a troll so don't be offended by what I say"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

at least you're pretty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(prettygirl123):@834529 (stepdom): ha nice, even if you're adimit that you're not a troll you're doing an excellent job pissing people off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So... are we insects? or an amphibian? We aren't our own kingdom. We fall under the animal kingdom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Insects and amphibians are animals...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

technically, we are animals. just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO. Wow. Brain faaaaart. EDIT: What are we? prokaryotes? fungi? a freaking shrub?? Better?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they breathe air just like us in millions of years they'll probably evolve into land animals

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no they don't, they breathe water. why do you think they live in WATER?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they come up to the surface and breathe air out of their blowhole and they dive again, if they were to stay underwater forever they would drown google is your friend, search it, then get beck at me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but if there are millions of fish in the sea, wouldn't we see millions of fish getting air at a time? also, if they can stay in the water for hours, they wouldn't be able to hold their breath for that long. it's called common sense buddy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heres a little piece of info i found on yahoo answers A. They breathe air. Dolphins breathe air from their blowhole, which is the hole on top of their head. All of the sounds that they make come from the blowhole as well. B. They are warm blooded. C. They have hair. Dolphins have whiskers when they are first born. They are found on their rostrum (the top part of the jaw bone) and fall out a few days after they’re born. If you look closely at a dolphin’s rostrum you will see tiny black spots, this is where their whiskers once were. D. They give live birth. Baby dolphins (called calves) are born live like human babies and most other mammals. Dolphins do not hatch from eggs like fish do. JUST.FUCKING.GOOGLE.IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JUST. FUCKING. REALISE. IT'S. A. TROLL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. Before you can bite my head off. I like explain things to trolls. Its almost humorous if you can explain it so well, they can dispute it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very well, I shall leave you to do your thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because DOLPHINS AREN'T FISH. THEY ARE MAMMALS. Since fish are fish, they don't come up for air. Retard...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And regular fish don't even breathe water. They inhale the water through their gills and filter the oxygen, which is what they use to breathe, just like us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

water doesn't have oxygen in it though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you taking any science whatsoever?!?!?! The chemical makeup of water is H20, O standing for OXYGEN, dipwad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i took science, and i'm pretty sure i know what i'm talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously not, because O stands for oxygen. Obviously you're trolling so just shut up and delete this idiotic post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i actually know this girl, she's not so bright.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not surprised. I feel sorry for your personal bubble being polluted with stupidity every time she walks by.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is she like 10 years old or wtf?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she's 16, but she's been held back i think 1 or two times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Her teachers must be really generous :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just admit you're a troll... Nobody is this stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay silly boy. Water is H2O, two hydrogen atoms anddd omgg!! Oxygen. Alsoo actually, humans are animals....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

water is h2o...wat do you think the o stands for...(oxygen)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry to rain in on everyone's parade, but animals using gills don't use the oxygen from water molecules, since that would require a mechanism in the gills to break apart the water molecule to get the oxygen. Oxygen as a diatomic gas is dissolved in water which, when it passes through the animal's gills, is absorbed by a membrane of the gills and then into the bloodstream, much like the way oxygen is absorbed from the air by our lungs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obvious troll is obvious...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'll say it again, I'M NOT A TROLL! You can even check my profile and you'll see i'm not a troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're dumb... You should just pretend to be a troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well they are dumb pretending to be a troll would be smart

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok, now i know you're a troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(FIEND):how do you know that for sure?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because no one can be this stupid to not google something thats a well known fact before making this dumb post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Emily, you finally got an account to post your retarted posts. I personally know this girl, i think she's being serious, sadly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuck off Anna, go away!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mammal: Breathes oxygen, has hair, gives milk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wowww. I just doubled face palmed. Seriosly hun, just get off this site. And I would consider NEVER opening your mouth again. Dolphins=mammals. And humans are classified in the animal kingdom. You seriously ruined my faith in humanity. Grow a brain or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, so only black people are mammals now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people like you make me sad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dogs can swim.....maybe they are fish aswell?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you know anything about biology? Like, at all?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you do realize that a mammal is something that gives birth, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every animal gives birth but mammals give birth to live young except platapie they are the exception because they are so badass

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Platapie and echinda actually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but echidna are not bad ass

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAHAHA! I'm black but tht was just too funny (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't feel like reading comments but tell me your kidding?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, who took this guy's post seriously? their name is iamNOTatroll of all things, how could you not get that they're kidding?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's see. Trolls like you make me question the direction humanity is going. If you're serious, I question it even more. The world is messed up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dolphins are just gay sharks duh :) <3 glee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate stupid people. >: /

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can before 5 minutes is up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this the same person who thought that everyone without an iPhone should go die because they're weird?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, probably.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must not have had science. Humans are mammals. Mammals are warm blooded and don't give birth to eggs. Dolphins actually give birth to another dolphin, not an egg. Whales are mammals also.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SWEET! Now that I'm a fish, I'm going to go live in my pool for a few years! *drowns*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA! I'm black but tht was just too funny (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA! I'm black but tht was just too funny (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont understand the mind of trolls, like at all. Do they think it's fascinating to annoy the f**k out of people? And dont even deny you're a troll, again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Writing posts is best done sober

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, everyone just chil! We get your point, the troll is a shit face. She's not even replying anymore, hahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys guys guys, this post was made for you to argue with the poster. Just like that chick q couple months back that posted that humans aren't animals

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys, her profile says "i'm a troll so don't be offended with what i say." Don't take her seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ur high

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess tigers must be fish too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow. i have no words to describe the stupidity in this post. Dolphins breath air, have hair, give milk, give birth to live offspring. FISH can't do that. If you're going to run on that screwed up logic then humans would be fish (we are animals by the way. everything on earth is either a plant or an animal and i'm pretty damn sure i'm not a plant) and dogs, and tigers, and hippos. Don't even try to argue. If you're gonna be this IDIOTIC then you should be proud that so many people are being nice enough to believe you can't be that dumb and call you a troll instead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear..... EVERY animal gives birth. But not every animal is a mammal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perhaps they were talking about live birth v.s. laying eggs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if Kanye West can swim.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(KeepYourMouthShut) Wow...Are you SERIOUS? "Everything on Earth is either a plant or an animal"? What about rocks? Bacteria? Air? Not everything can be defined so simply, so choose your words carefully...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, wtf. Humans are mammals. And we can swin. And are we fish? Nooooo. Not last time I checked. Good trolling. *applause*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i cried from laughing at this. i applaud the troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, and who are the idiots that said penguins are BIRDS?? They CAN'T FLY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago