+307 Someone should make butt mints that make it smell delicious when you fart, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And how do you get them to work? Shove them up you anus?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dont be such a realist. they could be pads that you slap on your ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you want to put stuff in your ass hole JUST to get nicer smelling farts? You better be a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not nicer smelling farts, farts that smell abosolutely fantastic! You would always want to fart if you had one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well since I always stick random objects into my tookus, I'm down for this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think what he means is like a pill or mint, I guess, that your would take orally and absorb through your body into your anus and make farts smell better? I was thinking just tape an airfreshner to your ass would be easier

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smells like... cheeeeeerry... No seriously, this idea made me giggle for a good ten minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago