+1,408 Wearing glasses must be a challenge for Voldemort, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maaaybe he adapts swimming goggles or something? If he wore contacts he'd have to keep getting the new pairs, which could be a challenge if he's on a mission to find Gregorovitch or something ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or, you know, he could use magic. just putting that out there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

gah. beat me to it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hehehe. i feel so evil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate people that try to kill the joke. Of course he could get contacts, or use magic. He's fucking Voldemort got christ's sake. I'm just saying, Wearing actual glasses, with no use of magic, would not be an easy task. So fuck off!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

for**

by Anonymous 14 years ago

christ, chapstick. you arent helping my lips or my mood.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Boo hoo Bella_Black. Go read some twilight!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bella(trix)_black(maiden name), dumbass. it really confuses people. which is fun. there are only two people that call her bella, and lestrange doesnt sound good with bella. so, you know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why would I be a dumbass if your name is only something that YOU would understand unless it was explained?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

trust me, if you knew any of the people i hang out with, you wouldnt say that. i only realized it was the twilight thing when someone mistook it for that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okayyy.. well obviously nobody here knows anything about you or the people you hang out with, so everyone will naturally assume your name is related to Twilight. I think YOU'RE the dumbass for expecting anybody to possibly know what the name actually means.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i honestly dont care what dips like you think, of me or my name on amirite. i put it there because i like it. i assume yours is chapstick because you thought it was clever, or you like napoleon dynamite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. I just like Chapstick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

exactly. i like bella(trix) and you like chapstick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Which is fine. But calling me a dumbass for not immediately understanding the meaning behind your name is quite ignorant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well forgive me, oh sardonic touchy cursy person. you might not have picked up on it, but that first reply of mine? the one where i told you you werent helping my lips/mood after you freaked out at me for making a joke on your post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mmk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mmk? what the hell is that? could it possibly be you conceding to the argument, or are you just bored of me?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shocking. and, in conclusion, let me add that you really shouldnt be calling me ignorant after making a post like 'all fat people should burn in hell'. 'we all wish hitler was successful and all the jews are dead'. 'we all hate our grandparents'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

trolling ftw.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, not really.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, alrighty then. Posting obviously offensive things just to get reactions out of people = trolling. So... yeah really.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i was saying not really to 'ftw'. like most internet goers and fairytale readers, i know what a troll is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay... cool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

okay, then. is that... it? i feel like there should be more to this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you that desperate for something to do that you want to carry on an argument with someone you've never even met? .....get a life?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that. that, right there, is compassion. i dont want to continue the argument, it just ended idiotically. i feel like something should happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@852086 (bella_black): stfu plz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its my post. I'll say what I want. gtfo plz.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A monocle. He would look so sick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh hohoho! Wes funny because he has no noes!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

....Double monocles.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wingardium leviosa.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How abou picking his nose slitts?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and i thought i had a hard time finding shades to fit my face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about his penisssss lololol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about his shutthefuckup??? lolol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at first i didn't get it but then i realized...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no joke, my jaw literally dropped when i read that. that has never happened to me before

by Anonymous 14 years ago