+484 In order to get rid of the "Americans are stupid" stereotype, we need to take the safety warnings off of everything and let the problem solve itself, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Effects: 1. Raise the average IQ of America by about 50 points 2. Drastically reduce the population 3. Kill Sarah Palin, therefore making her finally shut the fuck up GO FOR IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this. Let the idiots kill each other off! lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Social darwinism ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals" Oh damn, there go my plans!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As an American, I don't think I would be able to function without labels constantly reminding me not to operate a toaster near water or pour bleach in my eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can see the lawsuits now *stares off into the distance*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

survival of the fittest!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doctor: "I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband has died from the injuries he received after the accident. Apparently he thought it was a good idea to blow up his water heater since Mythbusters didn't tell him to not try it at home"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Without those labels I would have no idea that coffee is hot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or to not puncture or throw my phone into a pit of fire

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let natural selection do it's work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But warning labels provide us with information that we would otherwise have no way of knowing! Like that a fireplace log is flammable or that we shouldn't iron our clothes while we're wearing them! :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But think about it like this, if they are that dumb do you think they read warning labels?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It really doesn't matter if they read them the labels are there for the idiots who do those things so they can't sue the companies who made the products the companies really don't care as long as they are not sued

by Anonymous 13 years ago