+1,722 Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I’m halfway through a fish burger when I realize, "Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner". amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've seen this somewhere before...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah i just can't quite pick it =/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is from a thing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I've heard it before somewhere.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Except that the animals at SeaWorld are mammals, not fish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They have fish too. Sharks, mantas, and the like.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, you're right. But they're all in the aquarium. The ones which are trained (slow learners) are all mammals.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." -Lyndon B. Johnson

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Retoast

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know if you're from FJ, or if that retoast shit is honestly starting to spread, but stop. Now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what's FJ?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's funnyjunk.com.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sea World's food is amazing. well if you get the buffet where you get your food, sit, and eat while watching trained humans giving caged animals treats.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. Meat/fish/chicken/anything else you eat with a central nervous system isn't grown in trees in pretty pink styrofoam

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know right? before i became a full vegetarian, every time i ate meat i would imagine it being slaughtered. so gross.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And stabbing leaves of lettuce with forks after drenching them in an acidic vinaigrette is so humane.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dammit anthony the email said tomorrow! ... and it seems there's not many comments for this potd...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not many comments for a POTD... sorry LadyGanja

by Anonymous 14 years ago

damn 49 seconds

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Apology accepted, I just have to wait 24 fucking hours.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This should probably stop already.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you should at least load up the mobile version of the site... it doesn't take 3 1/2 days to load

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Too many comments about the comments on POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

where is this from again.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

slow learner hehe

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yum

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't like sea food.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There is something fishy about this post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This comment makes me happy :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would be nice if the POTD was actually someone's opinion, like the site was intended for, and not a joke stolen from another site.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): It would be nice for people to stop complaining about the POTD. If you are so bothered, go make a rival site, then you can do and say as you please, but i doubt it will ever be as popular as amirite is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/105/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, mad and tired, not a good combo for anyone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(facepalm)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you meant ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(idiot)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no baby, (facepalm) means i am facepalming cuz you dont know how to use u mad?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/90/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i am. a wozard named harry potter.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You should probably just delete your account right now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you should probably quit trying to be a dick

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/105/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

u stupid?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that answers my question.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well you came out of nowhere responding to a month old comment saying "u stupid?". How exactly was I supposed to answer to that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that answers my question

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that answers my question

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): amirite? Share your thoughts, opinions, and JOKES and see if people agree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At first I thought "slow learner" was a type of fish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They are saying that sea world is full of sea creatures that spend their lives being trained to entertain the wonderful visitors because they are paying big bucks to look at some fish. Well, if a fish doesn't catch on to the training as fast as the other fish then that fish will sadly be killed violently and fed to the visitors with french fries and tarter sauce. It is very sad and unfair but that is just the way the world works. It kills innocent fish that did nothing wrong, just have a slight brain impairment. Hope I cleared things up for you :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thankyou. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not many aquatic mammals for this POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I have a friend called John Dory, and he is addicted to Cod. And my other friend changed his name to Sting-ray, can you believe it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I couldn't believe it at first, but only because I mistakenly read that your friend is "addicted to God". Did your other friend actually change John Dory's official name to "Sting-ray", or do you mean your friend nicknamed John Dory?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): He changed his name to Sting-Ray, because he is badass like that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How did your other friend manage to change John Dory's name to "Sting-Ray"? DId your other friend have John Dory's consent, and if not, how did your other friend work through the legal system to make this so?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): He knows people, powerful people wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No one thought Jim Gaffigan ?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think that's who it's from. or some comedian person. Either way, this POTD is not original.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Poor fish. I bet while you're downing that fish burger, his family is watching you, crying D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you're looking for Nemo...I think I just ate him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago