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Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I’m halfway through a fish burger when I realize, "Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner". amirite?

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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
-Lyndon B. Johnson

simones avatar simone No Way +58Reply

There is something fishy about this post

Too many comments about the comments on POTD.

I've seen this somewhere before...

@fatima I've seen this somewhere before...

yeah i just can't quite pick it =/

OuOs avatar OuO Yeah You Are +7Reply

At first I thought "slow learner" was a type of fish.

Dammit anthony the email said tomorrow! ... and it seems there's not many comments for this potd...

It would be nice if the POTD was actually someone's opinion, like the site was intended for, and not a joke stolen from another site.

Anonymous +15Reply
@It would be nice if the POTD was actually someone's opinion, like the site was intended for, and not a joke stolen...

(Your+name+(optional)): It would be nice for people to stop complaining about the POTD. If you are so bothered, go make a rival site, then you can do and say as you please, but i doubt it will ever be as popular as amirite is.

@SourceofSmile http://www.myfacewhen.com/105/

Yes, mad and tired, not a good combo for anyone.

@SourceofSmile (idiot)

no baby, (facepalm) means i am facepalming cuz you dont know how to use u mad?

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@1131224

either way you used it wrong. they simply told them the error of their thinking, not ranting

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@1131193

no, i dont know how to do the faces, i meant (facepalm)

@It would be nice if the POTD was actually someone's opinion, like the site was intended for, and not a joke stolen...

(Your+name+(optional)): amirite? Share your thoughts, opinions, and JOKES and see if people agree.

Not many aquatic mammals for this POTD.

@Shadi Not many aquatic mammals for this POTD.

(Chauncy Pickles): I have a friend called John Dory, and he is addicted to Cod. And my other friend changed his name to Sting-ray, can you believe it?

@WolfeDeWary (Chauncy Pickles): I have a friend called John Dory, and he is addicted to Cod. And my other friend changed his...

I couldn't believe it at first, but only because I mistakenly read that your friend is "addicted to God".

Did your other friend actually change John Dory's official name to "Sting-ray", or do you mean your friend nicknamed John Dory?

@WolfeDeWary (Chauncy Pickles): He changed his name to Sting-Ray, because he is badass like that.

How did your other friend manage to change John Dory's name to "Sting-Ray"? DId your other friend have John Dory's consent, and if not, how did your other friend work through the legal system to make this so?

Poor fish. I bet while you're downing that fish burger, his family is watching you, crying D:

i dont get it

Anonymous +3Reply

I don't like sea food.

No one thought Jim Gaffigan ?

@OhEmGee_Muffin No one thought Jim Gaffigan ?

I think that's who it's from. or some comedian person. Either way, this POTD is not original.

If you're looking for Nemo...I think I just ate him.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +1Reply

Sea World's food is amazing. well if you get the buffet where you get your food, sit, and eat while watching trained humans giving caged animals treats.

Anonymous 0Reply

Not many comments for a POTD... sorry LadyGanja

@Im_so_bored_so_bye Not many comments for a POTD... sorry LadyGanja

Apology accepted, I just have to wait 24 fucking hours.

Stage3_Unicorns avatar Stage3_Unicorn Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Im_so_bored_so_bye Not many comments for a POTD... sorry LadyGanja

you should at least load up the mobile version of the site... it doesn't take 3 1/2 days to load

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i don't get it?

@Delightful_Dolphin i don't get it?

They are saying that sea world is full of sea creatures that spend their lives being trained to entertain the wonderful visitors because they are paying big bucks to look at some fish. Well, if a fish doesn't catch on to the training as fast as the other fish then that fish will sadly be killed violently and fed to the visitors with french fries and tarter sauce. It is very sad and unfair but that is just the way the world works. It kills innocent fish that did nothing wrong, just have a slight brain impairment.
Hope I cleared things up for you :)

Anonymous +6Reply

where is this from again.....

Retoast

Anonymous -11Reply
@Retoast

I don't know if you're from FJ, or if that retoast shit is honestly starting to spread, but stop. Now.

Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. Meat/fish/chicken/anything else you eat with a central nervous system isn't grown in trees in pretty pink styrofoam

Anonymous -17Reply
@Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. Meat/fish/chicken/anything else you eat...

And stabbing leaves of lettuce with forks after drenching them in an acidic vinaigrette is so humane.

@Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. Meat/fish/chicken/anything else you eat...

i know right? before i became a full vegetarian, every time i ate meat i would imagine it being slaughtered. so gross.

Except that the animals at SeaWorld are mammals, not fish.

@ThatOneNut They have fish too. Sharks, mantas, and the like.

Sorry, you're right. But they're all in the aquarium. The ones which are trained (slow learners) are all mammals.

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