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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
But it IS premarital sex if you DO intend to get married.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"But the main problem I have with the phrase "premarital sex" is that I've had sex, but I've never had premarital sex. I never plan on getting married, therefore nothing I do can be premarital. I've never had premarital sex, just like I've never had pre-Bar-Mitzvah sex, because I never plan on having a Bar Mitzvah; I've never had pre-boat-ownership sex because I never plan on owning a boat. It implies marriage is a goal that everyone should aim for in life, and that simply isn't true - even though the majority of people wish to get married eventually, it isn't something that I, nor a lot of people want, so the timeline of "premarital, marital and (probably) post-marital" shouldn't be considered the absolute norm that everyone is expected to conform to." - Simon
According to my stats, I just had 14 people come to my blog through that link.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Now it's 87.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are welcome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha, thank you!
Final stats from yesterday were about 190 hits from this post.
Also, most of them were using Google Chrome, and most were from America, if anyone was interested.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No one PLANS to own a boat. It just happens.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What the fucking ...
by Anonymous12 years ago
You watched two what the fucking? Well, if that's what you're into, personally I find a what the pretty creepy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The reason it is called pre-marital sex is because, in the eyes of the people who call it that, believe that sex is something that should only happen after you get married. Implying that if you are not married, you shouldn't be doing it.
I don't completely agree with this. I'm just explaining the reasoning of the phrase and belief of "pre-marital sex"
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's true...
by Anonymous12 years ago
This post should have said "Premarital sex isn't a bad thing, especially if you intend to marry the person, amirite?" because technically it is premarital sex, it's just not as big a deal.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm taking His word for it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm taking it for His word.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, the point is that if you don't ever get married then you can't have "premarital sex" since the definition of that is "sex before marriage." Without marriage you can't have "sex before marriage"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry, I misread the post. I thought it said it isn't premarital if you DO intend to get married.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The last two potds have sucked.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's always that guy that bitches about the POTD. Get over it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This one really isn't that good, though. It wasn't even home paged. I usually don't complain over POTD's, but this one is rather unsatisfactory.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I remember seeing this post before, though. Either this is a repost, or the op's name was removed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I remember it too. The only thing I remember about the user who posted it was that it was a girl. But that doesn't help any..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not even lying when I say this, but it was my post. It was removed though >.<
I didn't get to check when I posted it, it was posted most likely after this one. Whatever, a repost is a repost.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't always complain about POTD's but when I do, it's this one.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It was homepaged, apparently.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know who ELSE sucked?
My MO-*rustle rustle*
... Did anyone else hear that? *vase suddenly shatters across the floor of the empty room*
H-hello? Is anyone in here? *all power in the room goes out*
Whoever this is, this isn't funny. You know who ELSE isn't funny? *takes step; hears snap*
Oh, god. *photo of Muscle Man and his MOM; frame and glass broken*
*Muscle Man's face is viciously scratched out of photo*
*Muscle Man looks upward, away from photo* My M-
*butcher's knife is the last thing to be seen*
by Anonymous12 years ago
So he's dead? Is it over?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, it is far from over...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why don't you try picking one that will please everybody?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You want me to pick one of yours, anon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No but you can pick my nose.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Did you pick the POTD?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Somebody get some ice for that burn! lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
by Anonymous12 years ago
So, if the person doesn't plan on getting married and has sex it isn't premarital, but what if that same person eventually does become married; does that change the sex they once had into premarital sex?
by Anonymous12 years ago
By definition, it is premarital. Everything you do before marriage is premarital. I have taken premarital dumps.
But it shouldn't have the negative connotation that it has. =/
by Anonymous12 years ago
Premarital taco eating?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Giggity.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That too. Those caused the premarital dumps.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Are you a doctor? I otherwise cannot see the justification of the premarital collection of premarital stool samples.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Yes. I am an otolaryngologist.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hope you aren't getting your stool samples directly from those specified regions.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): I have once.. One of the 2 girls 1 cup chicks showed up for an exam..
Guess what....LOADS OF FECAL MATTER.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Y U no make POTD good no more?
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH MY GOD. Shut your asparagus hole. People have the right to have an opinion. That IS what this site is for. If you don't like that post of the day, KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF. I bet LOADS of people HATED the POTD about animals making pokemon sounds, since not everyone is into pokemon, however as you can plainly see, IT GOT POTD! What kind of site would it be if Anthony and the Mods had to please EVERYONE when picking POTD? And why stop there? Why not make everyone have to please every last stinking anonymous on amirite? Do you think it would be a very interesting site? You can bet your sorry ass it wouldn't. Amirite is a place for opinions, and you may or may not agree with this POTD, but instead of taking an internet meme and insulting the post, make a counter argument. SHOW YOUR OPINION. It's either that or gtfo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How are you going to belittle someone for stating their opinion while saying people should respect each others' opinions?
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://myfacewhen.com/105/
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, and also, I went anon just for the hell of it. Why should I keep it to myself? You have the right to say that you like the post, but I shouldn't say that I disagree with it? Someone can say "LOL DIS SO FUNNY" and not have to give an explanation, but when I disagree, I have to give an explanation? I never asked the site to please everyone. Don't pull the "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" 4 year old shit. This is the real world. Get used to criticism.
Oh, my counter argument? PREMARITAL SEX IS PREFUCKINGMARITAL SEX. Any sex outside marriage is premarital sex. It doesn't matter whether or not you're getting married.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You didn't say anything about disagreeing with the post. You just said it doesn't deserve POTD. and it could be just me, but any comments referencing the fact that its POTD bug me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So your own comment bugs you then, doesn't it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
A little bit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's not premarital sex that's bad, it's extramarital sex.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"extramarital sex" is a funny phrase, it sounds like something that's good. Like "I love you so much I'm going to show you with EXTRAmarital sex!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're an alien.
Your touch so foreign.
Oh, it's supernatural.
Extramarital!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Kiss me! K-k-kiss me...
by Anonymous12 years ago
But my laptop's LCD screen will get dirty, and I can't find my Celly Smelly's...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex before marriage is a sin anyways. I hope you catch aids or something for disobeying god.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh silly anon, you don't "catch" AIDS, God *smites* all the non-believers with AIDS. You should really catch up on your scripture.
by Anonymous12 years ago
...just because you can't get any...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've been offered and I refuse. I want to be a nun.
by Anonymous12 years ago
anon*
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think I'll call that bluff.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, that's usually the route ugly bitches take.
by Anonymous12 years ago
obvious troll is quite obvious
by Anonymous12 years ago
I agree. People need all the help they can get these days. I wish I had AIDS...
by Anonymous12 years ago
EVERYBODY wants AIDS. They're just so expensive, you know?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's how Jared from Subway lost all that weight. AIDS.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's been 21.3 years you know, we can now all laugh at aids..
by Anonymous12 years ago
what? It's from South Park? He had assistants whom he called his aids so everyone thought that he had AIDS?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know... So is what I said. AIDs is funny now, so we can all laugh at it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
oh! I only remembered the plot of the show not specifics. Sorry. Plus on this site I can never tell when someone's reprimanding me or going along with me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Poor guy, his wife left him because he had AIDS.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nuh uh, I hear they're free in Africa.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ya they pass it out like on Oprah.
"YOU GET AIDS, YOU GET AIDS, EVERYBODY GETS AIDS!!!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Like Dane Cook. "You get a school, you get a school, and you get a school, Everybody gets a school with full faculty and staff!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds more like something Greg Mortenson would say, but yes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
He's Trollen' your posts
Snatchin' your patients up,
Tryn' to troll you so you need to
Hide your posts,
Hide your comments,
cos he trollen' errybody out there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You forgot to say "and hide your messages, too"
by Anonymous12 years ago
As a guy, I didn't bother reading the actual post, I just saw sex and YYA'd.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Post: "You have sex with roadkill, amirite?"
Francois: "You bloody well must be."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have sex with anything that moves.
No hole? No problem! I go bedbug on the bitch
by Anonymous12 years ago
beautiful woman*
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you can do that, I feel sorry for anyone you have sex with.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): I also feel sorry for anyone you have sex with.
by Anonymous12 years ago
By the logic that you have sex with 'anything that moves' you have fucked the ocean? Please tell me how that went.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Let's just say the moon felt that tide come in.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, technically, "Premarital sex is sexual intercourse engaged in by persons who are unmarried." - Wikipedia.
And Wikipedia's always right.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wish my teachers thought that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's hardly a credible source.
People can add anything they want in.
The mods cross reference it with what? The rest of the internet. And we know how trustworthy the internet is.
"Goatse? Huh, must be about farm animals or some- OH MY FUCKING JESUS"
by Anonymous12 years ago
One time I deleted an article (don't worry, it was like a paragraph long, some super small island in the Pacific) and in 10 SECONDS they had it back up. I've seen people change stuff to make it funny, but it always corrects itself. And one time, there was half a sentence missing in an anatomy section about the number of tarsal bones or something, and since I was studying out of a college textbook at the time, I fixed the error with the my knowledge from the book. AND IT STAYED. For me, that was proof enough that Wikipedia only keeps the correct information, and not the stupid stuff.
Sorry for the rant, but I think Wikipedia is a great source of quick information, even if there are some errors.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): True, it is a good go-to site, I always have to check it against something or someone credible just to make sure.
You never know.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Wikipedia told me that armadillos grow on trees..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I also told you that armadillos grow on trees before two periods.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sex is sex, does it really need a label like premarital sex, teen sex or gay sex? As long as both (or more) people enjoy it, want it, are prepared for the outcomes, and are not payed to to it, then I don't see why it must be called something besides sex.
by Anonymous12 years ago
or more...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Semantically, this post is correct. But I feel like it's an attempt to rationalize lots and lots of no-strings-attached sex
by Anonymous12 years ago
Seminally*
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Nope
I'm right. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/semantics versus http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/seminally
Basically: words and their meanings versus semen. Unless you MEANT to make me look up semen in an effort to validate my own opinion
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually I was just correcting you incorrectly for the sake of making a joke and to poke fun at the word similarity, but more power to you, I guess.
by Anonymous12 years ago
my left ear itches
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oooh, that means someone is saying something bad about you!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I heard that was if your eye twitches.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is it bad if your butthole starts itching? Cause...my friend has a problem.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If your friend has a problem because his butthole itches, then I have a problem!
... That is to say that I am the friend in question (i.e. the same person), and not that your friend and I are both suffering from the same ailment.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know, smoking is bad for you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Du*
"Racist sister!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Premarital is before marriage so even if they dont get married, it's still before they got married. I understand the OPs point, but it makes sense in my head.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Of course it is, you retard
by Anonymous12 years ago
I feel like we should change the prefix just so it makes sense. Amarital, no, that looks like its root word is amare, which would confuse people... Extramarital makes sense, but modern society takes "extra" out of context to mean "more of"... Ectomarital may be a bit too science-y... Submarital, although that sounds like it's inferior to sex in marriage, which would cause some debates... I don't know. I like extramarital.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Everything you do before you get married is pre-marital. Even if you don't plan on getting married, you still haven't gotten married yet. Just because something is pre-marital doesn't mean it's bad like everyone seems to think.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see what'cha mean, but I think the point is that you aren't supposed to have sex at all unless you're married. So even if you don't plan on getting married, it's 'premarital' because you haven't yet, and that's why it has the negative connotation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"LAWL YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARND THINGS ABOUT HOW ITS STILL PREMARITAL SEX. IT STILL IS DUMMY!!!" - Everyone on this website who doesn't get jokes
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOOoooooOOOOoooooOOPHOLE!!!!
*said in a 'sing-songy' voice
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