+197 If you were a doctor you would start off by telling everyone, "I'm very sorry, but it looks like you only have about six months left to live... Just kidding! You're gonna be fine, but you should have seen how scared you just got., amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was this one family guy episode where they did every possible thing you could do with that. " that livers got to come out... It's been in the microwave for 5 minutes".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if they actually only had six months to live?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's just a dick move.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's just mean

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep, giving people heart attacks and end up getting fired from a job that pays amazingly. definitly what i would want to do

by Anonymous 13 years ago