+427 The inventors of the keyboard purposefully made it so we'd make embarrassing typos by putting the "B" and the "N" keys right next to each other. Excerpt from my hisory essay: "Letting freed slaves fight in the Civil War helped the Union in many ways... It also gave them a nigger army to help defeat the Confederacy." Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

such as noob,boob,boon,and noon

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you mean your history essay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it says history :?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it says hisory

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@854480 (Mike): meh. my superior brain automatically corrected it :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was just trying to help him understand what Mike was talking about. it didn't bother me, and of course my brain read it as "history" the first time. I actually had to read it a couple times to spot it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup, hisory.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Shut the fuck up. Who cares? We all got the point.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Aaaah!): Suck my dick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WOW I didn't even notice that! But it's a little late for me to do anything about it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No problem, just sayin!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Similarly, having half of the vowels next to each other. Turns dramatic to fail in .5 seconds flat. "He stormed away in anger, and shit the door so hard the hinges broke." Err....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I luv u :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

at least it still fits in with the topic

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. And T above G? Fuck that shit. *typing important letter to some important guy* Dear important guy blah blah blah Retards, Jonathan.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BWHAHAHAHAHA. In my SAT essay, when they copied it, it read "African-americans oppressed."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

did you actually write that in an essay?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unfortunately, yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

holy crap thats hilarious!

by Anonymous 14 years ago