When you catch them while they're having it?
When your gf catches you having sex
When your ultra conservative parents catch you having gay sex?
With your dad's mistress...
When the whole family catches you having sex
Your dad catches you having sex with you stepmom?
i think you win...
When your parents find out your pregnant before you do.
How do you forget to lock the door?
when your parents find you with your sibling? or grandparent? (haha The OC flashback)
no masterbation because your by yourself you could not get another person who would do you
an orgy with your siblings.