+245 Why is that so many girls believe guys are masturbation machines? I mean it's not as if they masturbate 500 times a day. It's more like 20 times daily. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

30-35

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, I was just trying to give an under estimation...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. I wonder if thats possible..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly what are you going to masturbate to 20-35 times a day? and why would you anyways?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably pictures of your mother. She never gets old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pssh my great grandma is the best one to masturbate to knitting me mittens and shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright well I'll save that for tomorrow then. I've already started with your mom. =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

50 max but that's on a hard day's work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PUN^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously, around how many times do guys masturbate a day? I'm a girl, and 4 is pretty much my top..usually its 1 for me especially if I can't fall asleep. Most times its every other day..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here. My top is 3 though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago