+184 Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is french. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together! amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pull your word together!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't decide to YYA this or NW it, cuz only like half of these apply to me. But then again I live in Canada, we don't have anything against immigrants!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find that hard to believe. There are racist people everywhere in the world.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Only the car and democracy parts actually apply to me. I still see what you were trying to say, so YYA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It still says no....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong. My car is Swedish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is my vodka, actually and it's delicious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong, Greek had a direct democracy. Rome had a republic which is closer to the three branch system we have today. Its simple knowledge you can find in a High School history book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Greek is not a country. Greece is.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@Anon It's a reasonable mistake, Phil was probably just frenzied as many people are when they comment as a NW.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He probably mean't Greeks. It's this thing called a typo.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My shoes are usually Vietnamese and my shirt is usually from either El Salvador or Nicaragua... My underwear is always from India though y

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Spanish wine? Bitch, please! I am no white trash! French, Italian, or Oregonian only.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

oregonian, not californian?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Californian is far overrated. Oregon is full of hidden gem vineyards. (According to my wine snob father. I don't even drink.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Local beer, wine abstinence, Brazilian coffee, Indian tea, without watch, Moroccan shirt, Vietnamese and Chinese shoes, Polish vodka. Still counts though.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My cocaine is Colombian.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My weed is Mexican.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

BC weed is better

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Would've been nice if you included the link to where you got this from, even if it wasn't the original link. https://www.google.com/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=Your+car+is+Japanese.+Your+beer+is+German.+Your+wine+is+Spanish.+Your+democracy+is+Greek.+Your+coffee+is+Colombian.+Your+tea+is+Chinese.+Your+watch+is+Swiss.&oq=Your+car+is+Japanese.+Your+beer+is+German.+Your+wine+is+Spanish.+Your+democracy+is+Greek.+Your+coffee+is+Colombian.+Your+tea+is+Chinese.+Your+watch+is+Swiss.&gs_l=hp.3...484.484.0.697.1.1.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.les%3B..0.1...1c.BZLMctE8nxE&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=8171fb77536c4765&biw=1298&bih=707

by Anonymous 11 years ago

dude this was like a year ago, before that "inspired by" part got added. I don't even remember.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

holy frick i didnt even notice that iGNORE ME

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Isn't everything from China?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Yeah, you're a self-made man. All the clothes you're wearing and everything you're using was made by other people; the food you're eating was picked by other people; the machinery you're driving around, the rifle you own was made by other people. Everything you have and use, made by other people, and right now you're exploiting Mexican immigrants on your ranch, and you're sitting on land that was stolen from the Native peoples in the first place--but you're a self-made man!" Bob Avakian

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've seen this post so many times I practically have it memorized.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As the comments above have stated, this is not original, but I thought it was pretty good and funny so I put it on amirite. No more "I already read this already mannn" Commnents please?

by Anonymous 11 years ago