+1,058 It's weird how Squidward is so smart and sophisticated, yet he works at a fast food restaurant, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no way because you repeated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's not that smart, he's just a pretentious wanker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, shut up, you jerk! Squidward's pracitcally my favorite character in SpongeBob SquarePants 'cuz he's like me in terms of personality. How would you like it he badmouthed you?! >:(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, smart people wind up stuck in places they're way overqualified for all the time. This has been yet another "What the fuck, reality?!" moment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, there's a difference between *being* smart and sophisticated, and *acting* smart and sophisticated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he acts all smart and phosisticated!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he is so fishdicated

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a local man to me got degrees from University and ended up with a job in Macdonalds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably majored in something stupid, like music or Women's Studies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed out loud imagining Squidward in a Women's Studies class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone needs to do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can kiss my fists for all I care, you Squidward-hating jerk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How prejudiced you are. I'd like to see Squidward beat the tart out of you for typing that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, he should totally apply to one of the many other prestigious companies in Bikini Bottom, like, oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHOA -- don't underestimate the economic and social standing of Snail-Po Headquarters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago